Friday, September 27, 2013

Seohyun In Still Cuts of 'Passionate Love'



I have traveled back in time two months to broadcast a special news report. Yes, it's a special news report about some pictures. On the surface, it may seem just like an ordinary still from any old drama, but unfortunately, this still here was the cause of Korea's annihilation.


Zaku, our beloved AKF writer, saw the still on September 27, 2013 and raged like hell. It wasn't because Seohyun was touching another man as he was removing his shirt. No, it was something much deeper than that. His image of Seohyun being an asexual robot was shattered. That's equivalent of telling a Christian that Jesus isn't the son of God.

Zaku flew to Korea the next day, and found some SNSD sasaeng fans so that he could enlist their help in finding Seohyun. Zaku and the sasaeng fans followed Seohyun to the set of 'Passionate Love'. Zaku became so enraged that he turned into his true form and started wreaking havoc.



Zaku isn't one of those canon fodder scrubs, as he is equivalent to Char's Zaku II in terms of being badass. After he stomped Lee Won Geun (the man in the photos with Seohyun) to death, Zaku flew over to SM Entertainment and stomped EXO to death. This triggered World War III, since every girl in Korea 9-15 years old declared war on Zaku. Zaku, who wasn't just content with pointing out how retarded these fangirls were and making fun of them, decided to vaporize them with his beam gun.

After two months of conflict between Zaku and all of the militaries in the world, Seohyun had to save the day. In "Operation I Actually Do Have A Vagina", Seohyun revealed herself to Zaku. Zaku, who was amazed and thought Seohyun was just like Chii from Chobits, was frozen still. Seohyun started masturbating and Zaku's processors couldn't handle it. He exploded (in multiple ways), causing enough damage to make South Korea look worse than North Korea.

A week after that, South Korea finally lifted its ban on pornography. With SNSD being the first to pave the way on the new path of the Hallyu, South Korea's economy grew so fast that it is now the largest economy in the world.

Yura finally got her wish to lick Suzy's pussy. Your sacrifice wasn't in vain, Zaku.

12 comments:

  1. From the emotionless look on her face, she's still the robot sent to kick start Skynet and bring on 'Judgement Day'.

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  2. You didn't get any sleep last night, did you?
    'Cause you forgot to add the awakening of the mass produced version of 530HYUN, and following the LITERAL erection of skynet.

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    1. No, I just woke up at 4 am today.

      And I don't get the reference lol.

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    2. 530HYUN is SEOHYUN in l33t speak. Skynet --> Terminator.

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  3. What if her vag has shark like teeth in it?

    *shivers*

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  4. RIP in piece, zaku.
    He sacrificed himself just for some metal pussy ? Godspeed.

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  5. She has no excuse, at least park bom is expressionless because of the massive plastic surgery but Seohyun? Maybe she is the kind of girl who cums without any reaction

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  6. Zaku oppa, you were so brave! Your memory will always be dear to every south korean who wanted to fap, but wasn't able.

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  7. At first I thought these still cuts were photoshopped gifs, but then I realized... THEY WERE REAL

    THIS IS NO ZAKU BOY, NO ZAKU

    AKSDJNFALKSNFAWELKJN BBL

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    1. ZAKU, YOUR SACRIFICE WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR CENTURIES TO COME

      O wait

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