Monday, September 2, 2013

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 39

I temporarily have halted taking suggestions (for this week only. Don't worry - I will sift through your submissions again soon) to bring you this gem of a finding:


Does your WHAT DO WHAT

I can't tell if this is a compliment or insult to Luhan (from EXO, of course. What other fangirl would say this other than an Exotic?).

I am no doctor, but I think you should get that checked out, young lady. It must make listening to EXO music awkward for you when others are around if you are queefing when he sings.

Luhan apparently has this effect on other women as well because I later found this on Kpop Secrets:


The fuck is wrong with all of you Exotics? At least she admits that this is horrendously embarrassing. You better not have let anyone eat that cucumber.


Please say "salad".


If anyone has submissions for future Stupid Things Fangirls Utter, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to @akf_shinbi, ask them at http://ask.fm/akfshinbi, or leave them in the comment section below. Remember your rights on this site: anything you say or do here can and probably will be used against you. Thank you, FISHies!

26 comments:

  1. Why are Exotics so thirsty? It makes no sense whatsoever.

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    1. Have you seen them? If not, go take a look and you'll see why they seem dehydrated as f***.

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    1. You'd probably be able to find something by going throught the archives at pervingonkpop/Mens' Bathroom.

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    2. Why do you want Ringworm photo? I can't Understand You

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    3. it was probably his aegyo face

      http://24.media.tumblr.com/9109476d26db57fdc74d83a2f5f33bb0/tumblr_mpfajod3Ym1sxbe6ho1_250.gif

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  3. The first thing is hilarious.

    However, there's nothing wrong with the second thing, actually. Except for maybe writing about it online...

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    1. However there's something wrong with more and more articles on AKF being about EXO.
      Smh I'd rather the authors shit on Seungri and co, T-error and PlasticGeneration again and again than THIS...

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    2. I don't care about any boybands at all, so I mostly just completely skip the articles.

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    3. People are saying and doing more stupid shit re: EXO so I reckon that's generating more articles about EXO. In the meantime a lot of other usually more scandal-prone artists have recently just been getting on with shiz and not really giving a lot to write about.

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  4. Poor exo-fags. I've met quite arr few who are actually great people and I'm happy to call my friends, it's a shame that failed abortions such as these fucktards give them a bad rep. Sone-fags and twennywan-fags have the same problem.

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  5. God wow girls can be scary sometimes.

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  6. I'm going to dress up as a cucumber and stand in a queue to see EXO if they ever come to where I live, just to see what happens.

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    1. I'll send Chris Hansen over.

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    2. Actually Chris Hansen should be in the cucumber suit. He can stand there doing absolutely nothing and when one of them touches him he can remove the mask and go "I'm Chris Hansen and you're on To Catch An EXOtic, do you have anything to say for yourself before the police arrive young lady?". Then he can leave and a SWAT team appears and makes the fangirls queue in an orderly straight line and whacks anyone with a truncheon who screams.

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  7. i read that one about lu han singing while fucking before and i laughed so hard at the virginity

    also from this day forward every time i hiccup i will wonder what it feels like in my vagina

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  8. I'd like to one day see a fanboy secret exposing how he likes shoving a cucumber up to his ass imagining female idols assfucking him with a strap-on dildo

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  9. Oh god I forgot to read the blog and stuff first and just left something on your askfm slow clap for me I'm sorry

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    1. I don't know which 'ask' was yours? Care to elaborate? Don't even worry about it though - I love all asks.

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  10. I was so close to sending in that Luhan secret, but it seems like it's made its way around. I'm hoping for a Freudian analysis of the new GD MV. Have y'all seen this? http://www.scribd.com/doc/164805066/G-dragon-s-Coup-D-Etat-MV-Symbolisms

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    1. A reason why I don't like the new GD. His visual kei style bugs me

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  11. where is sulli_fag when you need him
    btw hwat happen to sullifag I dont see his comments anymore I think he finally got his first girlfriend or he when to korea to meet Tia IDK!

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  12. can one's vagina even 'hiccup' in the first place?

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    1. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_flatulence

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  13. lol...luhan. are you freakin kiddin me

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  14. ........what has been seen can never be unseen.....

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