I temporarily have halted taking suggestions (for this week only. Don't worry - I will sift through your submissions again soon) to bring you this gem of a finding:
I can't tell if this is a compliment or insult to Luhan (from EXO, of course. What other fangirl would say this other than an Exotic?).
I am no doctor, but I think you should get that checked out, young lady. It must make listening to EXO music awkward for you when others are around if you are queefing when he sings.
Luhan apparently has this effect on other women as well because I later found this on Kpop Secrets:
The fuck is wrong with all of you Exotics? At least she admits that this is horrendously embarrassing. You better not have let anyone eat that cucumber.
Please say "salad".
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