Monday, November 17, 2014

[MV Review] Lovelyz - Candy Jelly Love



If it wasn't for Seo Jisoo's lesbian scandal, I would have had no idea that thing song came out. It would have been a shame if I had missed out on this song and MV.



This song isn't amazing, as it falls short of it, but I think this song has excellently recreated 2000s Shibuya-Kei for the 2014 Korean music scene. I really enjoyed this song from the first moment I listened to it, as it reminded me of the softer electronic music pervasive in the Japanese underground a decade ago. This songs makes me reminisce of a time when electronic music was propelled by a light, catchy synth beat instead of the electronic music today that tends to be overproduced, containing warbles and garbles just to show the song is trendy.

However, the song has one weakness, and that it takes a whole minute for the song to pick up. It may be a formula that works in Korean indie, but pop songs need to start off with a bang instead of a whimper. The verses that start off the song are weak, but the chorus comes in and saves the day.

All of the girls are good looking, so I would calmly accept watching Jisoo insert butt plugs into each members' anus.

38 comments:

  1. But the warbles! And the garbles!

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  2. Wait what? Who the fuck? Don't change your name without warning dammit. I almost had heart attack.

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    1. I'm new the author that has taken over AKF as AKF is too busy to run the site.

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    2. He would probably go on about yaeba idols and how jpop sucks

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    3. I was thinking it was sulli_fag.

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    4. He has officially declared himself as sojin_fag. He can't compete with Choiza's gigantic dong.

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    5. @Unknown Unlike that UCAAD, I like Jpop. Nogizaka46's "Sekai de Ichiban Kodoku na Lover" is my jam.

      http://www.jpopsuki.tv/video/Nogizaka46---Sekai-de-Ichiban-Kodoku-na-Lover/2d052b1724dfe2accf2aa640b863087e

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  3. what the fuck? was anyone consulted on this new author??

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    1. He just picked me. He was like "UCAAD, I'm too fucking busy for the next 18 months, so run the site in my stead. You've read enough of my articles to know how I write."

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    2. He's samefagging

      http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=samefag

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    3. FFS Lelouch, you couldn't be more of an unbearable shit.
      Goddamit, please give me an ignore function, Blogger.com.

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    4. The only option would be for the admins to approve every message before it gets posted, and we don't have time for that shit.

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    5. Aww my new OTP. They're so cute when they're fighting. Brb writing fanfiction about No and Lelouch.

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    7. Just know this No, your words have scarred me for life. There's no way I'll be able to recover from this. Are you happy now? Is this what you wanted all along? I thought there was something between us. I felt it, that "spark" the first time I saw you here. Is it just me? I know. It probably is. I've done this from time to time again. I'm hopeless. I just wanted you to be happy. Why did you do this?

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  4. I like your name. Are you new or are you AKF after the Dawn of the Fanboys?

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  5. There was no diabetes disclaimer this video mist be taken down until I'm properly warned.

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  6. OK since people seems to care more about the sudden name change by AKF, I'll write my opinion of the song. It sucks. That explains why nobody care about the song. The end.

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    1. They have some pretty members. Definitely in the top 3 amongst the gg which debuted this year. But this particular member's legs scared the crap out of me. Reminded me of Boram.

      http://a.disquscdn.com/uploads/mediaembed/images/1446/634/original.jpg

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  7. An instantly forgettable song.

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  8. yeah they are not going to be any competition to rv (popularity-wise) and mamamoo (anything-wise)
    and happiness,mr ambiguous >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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    1. "they are not going to be any competition to rv (popularity-wise)"

      mmmm, dunno http://www.koreaboo.com/news/lovelyz-claims-top-spot-among-girl-group-debuts-fan-cafe-members/

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    2. Who says they are targeting the RV and Mamawho fans...?

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    3. @ziodonato rv's fancafe is not official (SM has nothing to do with it)
      and the song's already looks like it's gonna go out of top 100 in a few days
      and since when were fancafe numbers relevant especially considering SM groups?? :D :D

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    1. If you cannot tell Asians apart yet, you may mistake this group for Apink based on that choreography.

      Lame song, boring MV, pretty girls makes it fap worthy, tho.

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  10. the lesbian has such a demonic cutesy voice

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  11. I'd bang Yein if she wasn't a minor. Better if it's a threesome with Kei

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    1. tbf they done some acapella performances that show there's talent, kei is excellent, shame none of the album songs are vocally demanding in the slightest. Goodbye is okay, also i swear Getaway is an f(x) song

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    2. I honestly like they're not a vocalfag group. This allows more potential for great music in the future, as they have a solid foundation with their debut.

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  13. "You're da best ever cum in my life."

    http://youtu.be/HRQEs4vOIrY?t=3m10s

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    1. Haha, great find. If I could get a screen capture of that girl, I would use the MS Paint skills AKF taught me.

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