Wednesday, December 10, 2014

Bumkey is NOT a drug dealer

I was on Twitter tonight (talk to me: @BobbySaranghaeyo), and everyone was like talking shit about Bumkey doing drugs and selling meth.




My first reaction was "NOOOOOO!!! He's too talented to be a drug dealer!" Now that I've calmed down, I realize this whole "drug dealer" accusation is just a way to silence an amazing artist. Can't people just stfu about stuff they don't know? Oppa doesn't sell drugs, and here's how I know.



First off, my cousin did meth once, so I know what I'm talking about.


Second, I love bae's voice too much for him to be a drug dealer. So he's not. I mean, someone who has a song with Mamamoo can't be that hardcore, right?


RIGHT.


Third, 2014 has been, like, the worst year ever, and I've been alive for 15 of them so I think I know what I'm talking about. Da***it, why can't this year just end? If it was 2015, Oppa wouldn't have been arrested. He'd continue to make sweet, sweet music in my ears.


You probably framed Bumkey, asshole.


So yeah, I think it's pret-tay clear that Bumkey isn't a meth dealing drug addict. I mean, he's famous, you know? He's too good for that.

9 comments:

  1. Many people continue to mock the notion of 2014 but cannot name a year before in which we were so fucking close to see the ideal system completely broken. It's a conspiracy.

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  2. I thought only white people did meth.

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  3. 2014 should reflect on it's actions.

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  4. He's not even on crack. Needs to step his game up.

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  5. I love this article. It's full of proven facts.

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