Thursday, December 25, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 68

As you FISHies know, I live a fairly private life. But since I have been gone for so long, I thought I would do something special for my favourite people. Today I am going to share with you some of my personal text messages regarding a certain SNSD-related scandal that occurred not too long ago that I just had to return for.

Context: my friend just read about the rumours (well, now confirmed) that Jessica was kicked out of SNSD - potentially due to some alleged tiffs between Taeyeon and Jessica.

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This week's photos come from… uh… my phone, I guess.


Some of the screen shots are slightly edited to capture only the best parts:


 "Quit". Yeah okay bud. You tell yourself that.

I forgot that it was "S<3ne" during this entire conversation. Whoops. 

(Yes, we are referring to the Anti Kpop-Fangirl site. He knows about my double life. Unfortunately)


"Feels like the death of a loved one" Really? Are you sure that is what you want to equate this scandal to? Wow. Unbelievable.

I like how he already just assumed that I would use that conversation as an STFU article. Let this be a message to anyone else who texts me that you could be next. O___O"

(his message continues on to this next screenshot)


Look at this guy's analogies: "Feels like the death of a loved one" and now "... it's like deciding which child I should kill". No. Just, no. This is NOTHING like Sophie's Choice. What the balls, man.


This is true. It is part of my daily morning regiment.


You guys would be surprised over how many jars of tears I have from people.  It is quite an impressive collection, really.


You two would have made a cute couple. An Ice Princess and a Drama Queen. 


Your friends are true bros. They literally made you a present that you can fap to.


 To be honest, I laughed at that last message, like, a lot. Like a second-hand-embarrassment-amount a lot. 


So nice I had to post it twice lololol I'm hilarious. 


Love me and my awkward humour TT____TT


Look at that denial. Those two messages of his. Just... just so perfect for STFUs. Brings a tear to a FISH's eye. ;___;


"I don't need to listen to reason" STFU GOLD.

Ah~ I love bathing in S<3ne tears! That's the trick, ladies. S<3ne tears are what keeps my skin young and my complexion youthful. Stay tuned for more pro-tips from Shinbi!  

*Special thanks to Brandon for being such a sport and letting me make fun of him on this site in addition to how much I make fun of him in real life! You're a peach. <3

Last of all, Merry Christmas my dearest FISHies! 
May you spend a joyous day filled with warmth amongst your loved ones. 
And if you don't celebrate Christmas, Merry whatever-else-you-care-about! Just be happy, or something nice like that. =3
Or don't accept my holiday wishes. Whatever. Like I care. 
Love you all~ <3 


If anyone has submissions for future Stupid Things Fangirls Utter, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, tweet them to @akf_shinbi, ask them at ask.fm/akfshinbi, or leave them in the comment section below. Remember your rights on this site: anything you say or do here can and probably will be used against you. Thank you, FISHies!

18 comments:

  1. omg too soon u made a fangril cry on christmas i hope ur happy

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  2. Nothing is better than fangirl tears as your Christmas present. Thank you Shinbi Claus. Merry Christmas AKF readers.

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    1. Would you like me to mail you a bottle? Fire sale during Boxing week.

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  3. "Tell me more why this hurts" - You feast on it, don't you?

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    1. How do you, like, even define enjoying the pain of others? There isn't a word for that. ;)

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  4. Fan tears are the best tears! Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animals!

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    1. Do you have a tier system for the best kinds of tears…? That's more hardcore than myself.

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    1. @ Angela Subido: FISH means "Forever in Sexy Heart" (ie. the AKF site's unofficial fan base name).

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  6. i felt like this when Ahreum left T-Ara.. oh wait...

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