I can't wait for tax season to be over so that HYSF can come back. Now I have to listen to this fucking song in his place.
If I was a member for EXO, I would be plotting my escape right now. While this song isn't as bad as "Wolf," this song is unremarkable in almost every way.
Anyway, HYSF told me what an Alabama Hot Pocket was the other day....
...and since I haven't written an article like this in a long time, here it goes:
I would rather fuck Hyoyeon and give her an Alabama Hot Pocket. I would creampie in her pussy and then I would let her shoot the mixture of shit and sperm into my mouth. To top it off, I would fuck Hyoyeon when she was on her period so that she could let the blood from her vag drip into my mouth. I would have the perfect combination of colors and flavors to create some Neapolitan ice cream.
Then I would let Hyoyeon force me to swallow that as she turned into her orc form and put on a massive 12-inch strap-on dildo and let her dry-peg me while Suzy the fat whore entered the room to join us. She would be jacking me off using her greasy fat rolls.
Hwayoung would come into the room and start rapping "I likey likey dis, I likey likey dat, I like dis, I like dat, YEAH!" on repeat for the next hour.
To top it off, I would be forced to read every comment on every article on Netizen Buzz for the next 12 hours.
And all of that would still be better than being a member of EXO.