Monday, April 13, 2015

POSITIVE POST - Jessica (ex-SNSD)

Hey everyone, it's your good friend Kpopalypse, back again to share lovely positive vibes with all of you fantastic readers!  This post is especially dedicated to appreciating the lovely charms of Jessica!

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Here's a picture of Jessica.  Jessica used to be in Girls' Generation (SNSD), but now is not.  That's a pity for k-pop fans, but oh well.  Isn't she so pretty though?

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Wow, right?  Here's another picture, from Shinee's "Sherlock" video where she has a great cameo and is amazingly styled.  It's worth watching that video just for her appearance.

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Gorgeous!  I think you should all go to that video right now and leave positive comments about Jessica.  Do it.

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This photo is quite recent.  Jessica just gets prettier every day!  Not getting prettier as in "getting prettier", but getting prettier as in getting prettier, you know?

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Notice the sunglasses that Jessica is holding.  These are from her fashion label Blanc & Eclare, that Jessica started after leaving Girls' Generation.  She's obviously very smart and has a good business mind as her fashion brand is very successful.

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You would probably look great wearing these sunglasses.  Maybe you wouldn't look quite as pretty as Jessica in them, but they may still enhance your appearance significantly.  If you were to buy a pair of these sunglasses, it could be a good situation for you.  Why not check out the Blanc & Eclare website?



Here's a video from her Blanc & Eclare fan signing.  Look at all those people giving her flowers!  Everybody really loves Jessica!

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Look at this picture.  This is a picture of Jessica personally signing hundreds of polaroids that she gave out individually to fans at her birthday party!  Wow, Jessica isn't just really pretty and intelligent and successful, she's also a really nice person!

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It's possible that Jessica could in fact be the most perfect ex-k-pop star ever!  Let's hear it for Jessica!

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Feel free to share you adulation for Jessica in the comments below!  Only positive comments please, no negative nasty stuff, we don't want any of that.  Thank you.

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NOTICE TO SM ENTERTAINMENT

I am willing to negotiate the removal of this post for a nominal fee.  I've heard that your company is quite willing to come to the table on these matters.  Please feel free to contact Kpopalypse to discuss removal rates.

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27 comments:

  1. She's one of the few idols I thought looked pretty blonde. RDR and Oh ! are some of my favorite Jessica eras:

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    1. You should make a post about it on your site. There's a pot of gold in this, I tell ya.

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    2. My blogs been needing a visual post too. This will be perfect.

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  2. Well she's wearing about sixteen of those sunglasses on her website so either they're so nice you have to wear more than one or she couldn't sell any

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  3. Jessica is the best thing ever to have happened to kpop. All songs without Jessica suck, and only songs with Jessica are good. Jessica is always great and pretty and does aegyo best. She is also classy sexy and cute. Jessica daebak, loooove <3 <3 <3

    (Is this good, oppar?)

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    1. Very good. I feel like SM will be getting in touch soon.

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  4. *sniff* How can SNSD expect me to find my heart with Jessica gone? ;~;

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    1. Heh, I always replay that hook in my mind as "I'm going to find my cock".. in Jessica's voice :D

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  5. Watch SM donate $100K to Kpopalypse's Paypal account to stop him writing positive posts about Jessica.

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  6. What currency would you like it in?

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    1. American dollars please because the way my country is going Australian dollars will be worth about 2 cents American soon.

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    2. Also while I've got your attention can we please do something about Amber's solo. I mean, what was that, really.

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    3. Glorious, I was waiting for this :)))

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  7. Now that Jessica is gone there's no point in keeping SNSD alive. Catch Me If You Can is solid proof lmao. Might as well sacrifice the remaining members and use them as fodder to feed Red Velvet. Maybe Joy will inherit Sunny's magnificent chest.

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    1. ARE YOU TRYING TO FUCK THINGS UP OR WHAT

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  8. Do you think her jaw still hurts from the surgery?

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    1. She's probably just checking to make sure everything is where it should be.

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  9. I never knew Jessica was so great! My opinions of SMent are unbelievably low now after I read this article and I doubt I'll ever buy their stuff anymore

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    1. I think I'll show all my friends and the rest of the internet!

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    2. If I get any money I think you've earned a cut.

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  10. I love Jessica. After Genie she was definitely the best member the whole way. The J&K show proved it definitively so I guess it's no wonder she got the boot after that. The others had to have been jealous that she could be so successful on with side projects and still be the best and most loved SNSD member.

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  11. Guys, we all know that Jessica is secretly preparing for the League of Legend finals because in I Got a Boy, she forced Sooyoung to say "Aye yo gg" (good game)

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  12. Shit I'm really late to the party but it's better late than never, right? Jessica is love, Jessica is life. Fuck SM cunt.

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  13. on a serious note jessica is the prettiest most talented woman in korea. imho GG could have just been jessica on her own. OMFG yus yus yus

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  14. Without Jessica we get lame dubstep which took them until 2015 to make

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