Friday, May 1, 2015

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 76

This week's photo comes from Ralph:


Thank you for your submission!

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"KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS"
Because that is how humans reproduce. We lay eggs, like chickens and some shark species.

"... you say he is average.. well FUCK YOU."
"you say you don't hate him.. then why are you telling us these things? why are you telling us your dislikes of him when you say you dont hate him?"
Yeah! How dare you have an opinion that does not align with his/her own!

"... he is a visual"
The face of any group really is important. How else do people pass their group presentations in school?

"he cant act? OH BITCH PLEASE. WHAY IS HE IN DRAMAS?"
Because everyone who acts is an amazing actor. Always.
Also... "WHAY"? What? Pardon me? How did that even happen? The "A" and "Y" are a significant distance from each other on the keyboard. That means the person replying literally went out of his/her way to add that "A" in "why". Whay would you do that?!?

"don;t you dare call yourself an inspirit just saying that"
 Because the moment you critique an idol you enjoy's work, you are immediately an anti-fan. Mutually exclusive logic.

"YOU DON'T KNOW HIM WELL ENOUGH TO SAY SO"
Because you personally know Myungsoo yourself.

"LEARN TO APPRECIATE HIM"
Like a fine wine. If you don't, you can't have nice things.

"BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND"
Ughh the story of every crazed fangirl's life: they just never use logic to try to understand anything. Blind sheep.

"im not bashing... :)"
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Right.
This was a very calm, measured response to someone voicing their opinion.


But in all seriousness: if the original poster feels that Myungsoo's awkwardness makes him/her cringe, then s/he will definitely not be able to hang out with me because I am undeniably awkward.

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12 comments:

  1. "KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS" a fangirl's accurate description of themselves.

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  2. THIS JUST IN!

    Scientists have discovered a new species of human known as Homo Stupeibicen; which appears as any normal human being but instead of getting babies from pregnancy due to sex, they instead laying eggs after fapping to any other human from long distance while muttering hate toward others that has no similarities of interest with them. Some of them also has the fantasy of thinking oneself as a close friend for those who they are fapping on and prone to kill others of their own species before any of the victim's descendent can be born.

    Further investigation is still in the process...

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  3. "OMFG I HATE YOU!
    This isn't hate"
    My favourite part

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  4. Not to justify that fangirl, but "The "A" and "Y" are a significant distance from each other on the keyboard." - not on all keyboards.

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  5. Oh wow if they think that level of criticism against L makes someone a bad Inspirit they'd /love/ me.

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  6. Eh, could have been worse. I think the responder went easy, probably because it was a first offense.

    So this is Kpop in North Korea, right?

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    1. "first offense" in the court of K-pop law, where capital punishment exists.

      You mean, 'Best Korea'.

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  7. Hahahahahahahaha this is pure comedy.

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    1. Finally, someone other than my mom who appreciates my humour!

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  8. Eh, L isn't too bad a vocalist but often he sounds really whiny, kind of like a thinner, more nasal Sunggyu.
    I guess I'll be leaving the fandom now; so long, it's been a good 3 years.

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  9. For the most part I agree with everything the blog stands for cause if anybody reads about or even is aware of k pop culture we all know that k pop fan girls are crazy. BUT not all of us, yes I said it, are that bad! I love EXO but I don't care enough or have the time to send hate mail to band members girlfriends or fight with other fans online it never has been nor will ever be that deep. I feel like its all a bit one sided on here if I'm honest. Not hating or anything it just presents itself that way. The nice version... https://asplashofsophia.wordpress.com/everything-k-pop/the-k-pop-fandom-positive-or-negative/

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