Monday, January 18, 2016

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 93


This comment comes from a thread about liking idols but not liking their music. You'll have to click on the image to blow it up even more, as this is as big as I can make it.



The great thing about Twice is that it's not full of vocalists, so we are assured in the future that JYP will not give them songs where several members can try to out-wank each other during adlibs. In the only Japanese song I like (Nogizaka46's Loneliest Lover In The World), none of them can "sing" (I probably don't need quotes), but what makes the song work is that the girls just do what they're told to do -- in this case, not sing in a register that makes me want to kill myself.

With Jihyo being the only "vocalist" in the group, it reduces the likelihood that Twice will have truly awful songs where I have to listen to girls vocally masturbate. If I'm truly interested in these girls masturbating in any form, I will dress up as their manager so that I can catch Sana and Nayeon masturbating in their dorms.

If you have any submissions for STFU, send them to hanyeseul_fag@yahoo.com or to @antikpopfangirl on Twitter.

14 comments:

  1. You never take leddit shitters seriously.

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  2. http://www.koreaboo.com/trending/fans-argue-this-female-idol-should-be-the-visual-of-the-group/?utm_source=Trending%20Widget&utm_medium=Direct&utm_campaign=Trending

    What's up with this article, they never even mention that it's Apink's Hayoung. Is she that hard to recognise?

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    1. I have no clue who that is either.

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  3. I'm just glad Jisoo didn't get in the group. She was absolutely vile

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  4. This is a pretty lame STFU post. Out of all the stupid things people say on the Internet, this is what gets picked.

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    1. This entire post is more of an STFU than the picture.

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  5. In all honesty they have a point. Their vocal line is weak and the songs they've released so far are meh.. Forget about vocal wanking. Groups with shitty vocalist have released good songs (kara, 4minute etc.). The problem IS their songs. OOH AH is garbage and you know it. The only saving grace for the group is the fact that they're pretty and good on variety

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    1. Ooh Ah was probably the most entertaining debut song since Bestie's Love Options.

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    2. Ooh Ah isn't garbage.

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  6. I actually don't like any Kpop music, I just like watching the industry operate. I know people like me are not uncommon.

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    1. Yeah nah - not my sockpuppet. I hate watching the industry operate, why do you think I'm always trying to expose it.

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