Monday, January 18, 2016
Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 93
This comment comes from a thread about liking idols but not liking their music. You'll have to click on the image to blow it up even more, as this is as big as I can make it.
The great thing about Twice is that it's not full of vocalists, so we are assured in the future that JYP will not give them songs where several members can try to out-wank each other during adlibs. In the only Japanese song I like (Nogizaka46's Loneliest Lover In The World), none of them can "sing" (I probably don't need quotes), but what makes the song work is that the girls just do what they're told to do -- in this case, not sing in a register that makes me want to kill myself.
With Jihyo being the only "vocalist" in the group, it reduces the likelihood that Twice will have truly awful songs where I have to listen to girls vocally masturbate. If I'm truly interested in these girls masturbating in any form, I will dress up as their manager so that I can catch Sana and Nayeon masturbating in their dorms.
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