Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 96


This turd of a comment comes from this Lovelyz "Ah Choo" performance.



This song would not do well in Japan. While on the surface it can sound like a Jpop song because it's cutesy, once you dig further, Lovelyz does not sound like a typical Jpop group.

What Lovelyz does is have a synth pop that sounds happy and melancholic at the same time. It is not geared to sound like a fucking toddler show's theme song like a lot of J-idol songs do. Thus, with that clear distinction, old Japanese dudes who have closeted pedophilia cannot fap to Lovelyz, thus Lovelyz would not do well in Japan.

If you have any submissions for STFU, send them to hanyeseul_fag@yahoo.com or to @antikpopfangirl on Twitter.

13 comments:

  1. is this a new meta where you make purposely stupid stfus?

    "What Lovelyz does is have a synth pop that sounds happy and melancholic at the same time."

    this is the single most iconic quality of the j-pop sound, like exactly how one would summarize idol j-pop, and it's not like the k-pop songs that do well in japan always sound like j-pop to begin with.

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  2. What's the hype over Lovelyz and every other rookie group that recycle those concepts..

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    1. Nostalgia.
      But to be honest outside of having a cute concept I don't really see or hear that many sinilarities when it comes to Lovelyz, Gfriend, or OMG.

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    2. OMG's Closer was a good move for me. Otherwise groups like Lovelyz and April bore me

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  3. It doesn't have to sound exactly like jpop to do well in Japan. I know, mind blown! Also please get some new writers here, who aren't complete idiots and who don't suck at their job.

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  4. I may have to start sending you some submissions because this was........

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  5. But j-pop has varietie s, what kind of toddler song you listen?

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  6. I want to seem something cringe worthy on STFU not this "my pretentious opinion is better than yours"

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  7. This is just a pretentious opinion on an internet comment.

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  8. If hysf was any other author he would be banned for this unfunny shit but bcos him and akf are bum buddies he gets away with it and is even head admin. Rip this site

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    1. Yeah, he definitely made this site much worse. It sucks, I used to like Anti-Kpop Fangirl. Lately I haven't been willing to visit here like I used to.

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  9. Maybe you should make an STFU about the comments on this article, because most of them are pretty great.

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  10. I'm starting to wonder if he's trolling. Since HanYeseulfag took over this series there hasn't been a single interesting post. Does someone submit this stuff, or does he go on Kpop websites and just pick out the first thing he sees?

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