Since this is the ninth installment of Sunday Shitpost, I figured this was as good as an excuse as any to play T-ara's No. 9.
Ariyoshi Risa is a mixed Japanese-Korean, with her dad being Japanese and her mom being Korean. All I know is that she is 100% hot. However, there's no way she could debut in a K-Pop group. She would fit right in as the main vocalist in AKB48 (I'm dead fucking serious, this isn't a joke), but this girl needs at least a year of training before she could take a line or two in a pop song. If the K-Pop world doesn't work out for her, I'll fondly expect her debut as a lingerie model in Japan.
News Story #2: Heo Yoon Mi makes EXID's "Hot Pink" Listenable
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News Story #3: f(x) finally has a fanclub name
f(x) fans, I mean MeUs, can finally shut up about a fanclub name. I would rather just say "I'm an f(x) fan" than to say "I'm a MeU". You don't see me calling myself a Queen just because I'm a T-ara fan.
News Story #4: Oh Yeon Seo proves that every human has flaws
Oh Yeon Seo is incredibly hot, but alas, she's an EXO fan. I'm sorry, that's -1 points for her in my book (if she even cares, which she doesn't. Or maybe she would care if she thinks I look like Jaejoong...Hmm....)
News Story #5: Jungah graduates from After School
It's not like Jungah probably cares as she has the same number of activities today as she did a week ago.
News Story #6: Rainbow hasn't disbanded yet, making a comeback
Now that Kara disbanded, maybe DSP will promote the group longer than two weeks this time. I doubt it, though.
News Story #7: Taeyeon to release a new single titled "Rain"
I'm just glad it's not a SNSD comeback. Can SNSD break up already?