Monday, January 25, 2016
Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 95
This comment comes from the Reddit Kpop forum's End of 2015 thread.
There was nothing epic about Big Bang's comeback. Even someone like me, who hates everything that Big Bang releases, was blown away by how awful their songs in 2015 were. There are bad things in the world, like women in Africa and the Middle East getting their clits cut off, and listening to Big Bang's music in 2015 is like getting my metaphorical clit tore off. Well, I guess that would be the same if someone cut the head of my dick off. Aside from that being painful, just think how hard it would be to take a piss. You would always need a urinal as you probably couldn't piss straight anymore. Then you have to get up close to the urinal and then you get all of that splashback. That actually sounds like a better alternative than Big Bang ever releasing another song again.
Amber's "Beautiful" is among the worst songs I have ever heard and I hope she doesn't quit her day job of fucking Luna, Krystal and Victoria.
SNSD certainly proved that they didn't have it in 2015. Every single title track was awful, and every time you Sones watched the MV, some kid in Africa got AIDS. Sure, correlation doesn't result in causation, but it fits with how bad SNSD's music is. Boycott SNSD and AIDS goes away!
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