Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Donate Using Twice as an Excuse


Lately a lot of Onces are donating because of Twice. I know another way we Onces can help, especially if you're a male with a natural penis and balls.



We know that Korea and Japan face a population crisis, as women aren't having enough kids and men are too busy in Korea at the PC bangs fapping to video game characters and the men in Japan are jizzing all over their anime pillows.

Unlike Europe, Japan and Korea are smart not to import mass numbers of third-world poor people to disrupt their homogeneous societies.

For any Asian male, especially (North) East Asian males, I have a solution for us to help Japan and Korea, while also donating.


Donate your sperm as a fan of Momo!

In my message, I would probably write the following:

"I am using my sperm to help increase the populations in Korea and Japan. Your kids will still be 3/4 Asian and can have white features without plastic surgery, but still look mostly Asian. You can thank Momo for saving you thousands of dollars! Please support Twice!"

15 comments:

  1. do they accept direct deposit

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    1. Made me actually lol. My co workers all looked at me like I'm retarded.

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  2. I'll donate some of my eggs as a fan of Jimin from BTS since I'm not sure if Twice would be interested in those.

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    1. I'm sure Momo would be highly interested.

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    2. You raise a valuable point

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  3. I don't trust the post office, so I'll gladly pay this time the surcharge of the direct and personal delivery option.

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  4. South Korea should take in North Korean orphans, problem solved.

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  5. Gimme a few hours and I'll have my first litre saved up

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  6. Masturbating for humanity.
    Truly the biggest achievement in many people's life.

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  7. I mean knowing that she's a huge lesbian (proof of momo being a lesbian https://youtu.be/8EksFJjjCUc?t=1m35s and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxf17SwgYtg) she's going to need those donations for when she retires and starts building a family with amber

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    1. Pretty sure Momo has better taste than Manber.

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  8. Momo would feel disgusted at that donation and probably won't find it helpful even though it could actually help her in the future when she decides to build a family with another muff muncher.

    But right now drinking vaginal juices is all she thinks about.

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  9. her outfit is so ugly lol

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    1. Not nearly as ugly as your meth-infected face. I love her outfit, it's sexy and powerful and makes me think of hot (honorary) Aryan soldiers fighting for the ubermeunsch.

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