Sunday, April 17, 2016

Sunday Shitpost #19


It's Sunday and I really abhor Ohio weather during the spring. It's going to be 80 today. Last Saturday it was 30 and we got six inches of snow (15 cm for the rest of you buttfuckers outside of the U.S.) Plenty of news to cover and some MS Paint pictures to share!



News Story #1: Yoona is showered with love calls from Chinese producers


Oh yeah, I would definitely join them in blowing a huge load in Yoona's mouth.

...wait, is this not what they meant when they said 'love call'?

...

Moving on.

News Story #2: Jessica interested in Twice


Do you hear that? That's the sound of Momo's dripping wet pussy.

News Story #3: We haven't talked about Hani in about two weeks, so here's your blurb about her


 She looks as cute as fuck, but she needs to add back some weight so that her fappability will be back at its "Every Night" level.

News Story #4: Hyosung to join SNL Korea as a permanent cast member


I welcome this addition to SNL.




13 comments:

  1. Today's US SNL is mostly trash, but Korea's is the real joke.

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  2. I looked back at every night and I honestly don't see a difference in Hani's figure? the one I'm most worried about these days is Taeyeon tbh. She looks like a slight wind would topple her over.

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    1. Hani has lost 20 lbs, which is a lot for a skinny Asian girl.

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    2. Omg for what tho.... I thought the entire reason they got famous was because of hani's figure??

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    3. She lost it for the Hot Pink comeback.

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  3. Gfriend covered Twice's Ooh Aah and they do it better than twice themselves lol

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Os5wuyPEks

    On the contrary Twice tried to do me gustas tu and sounded like a broken robot

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAM_swBFUSM

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    1. I want to beat you up for saying that but I actually agree. Gfriend rocked Ooh Ahh, while Me Gustas Tu was...eeeh. It's okay though because I still love Twice. Especially Momo, Dahyun, and Naeyeon. I'm a straight girl but would let them all fuck me and get horny thinking about it. No seriously, it actually worries me how willingly I would let them have their way with me.

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    2. Agreed, normally I prefer Twice because their songs are way better and they're way more charismatic than Gfriend. But Gfriend nailed "Like OOH-AHH", they're better singers and better dancers than Twice (visuals are strong in both though).

      One a side note, I never understood the hate for Umji (I think she looks cute tbh), but then her singing part in "Like OOH-AHH" pierced trough my ears and made me gag in disgust. I understand the hate now. Still think she's cute though, Knetz are crazy.

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    3. "Better think about it Gfriend" ruined the whole song.

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    4. yeah the "better think about it gfriend" is pretty off, but pretty understandable I guess.

      idk about visuals, I think both twice and gfriend has both good visuals and the black holes, but ppl here keep saying how twice visuals>>>>>>>>gfriend's

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    5. The only real hole Twice has is Chaeyoung. The only hot one in GFriend is Yuju.

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    6. I think Chaeyoung is kinda cute, just too small for my taste. Jihyo is the only one that looks somewhat weird to me in Twice. Though I wouldn't call her disgusting or anything like that.

      As for gfriend, well...

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