Ailee's Titties Not Fooling Any Netizens

I feel like I've written about this subject many many times now, but it never fails to boggle my mind how inconsistent netizens of all stripes and colors can be about boobies. They're wonderful. They contain the magical power to hypnotize men (and other women if they're so inclined) and infuriate women (and prudish men), but it seems these days either people are getting more adept at seeing through the illusions woven by a good push-up bra or the women wearing said bras are going too HAM with the antigravity.

This edition? Ailee.

Why don't we look at the... goods in question.

It's very clear to me that poor Ailee's girls are screaming from suffocation (cause let's be real, boobies don't sit up at attention like that unless they're fake or held up like Simba to the African Savannah), but damn does she look good.

If I can see it, so can most other people, so the general reaction came as no surprise to me.

1. [+222, -28] The breasts need to look like they have some gravity to them to be natural and pretty but they're pushed up way too far that it actually looks gross. They could touch her chin at this rate.

2. [+136, -10] Hye Soo nuna is still the jjang!ㅋㅋ

3. [+101, -16] It's too obvious she's copying Beyonce...

4. [+19, -8] Too pushed up ㅠ She's pretty without having to go this far

5. [+14, -0] Any big breasted celebrity always media plays about being the 'second Kim Hye Soo' but they could never live up to what she represents. She has a distinctive aura to her with a luxurious image, her big chest is just an extra. Don't stick any name next to Kim Hye Soo. 

6. [+14, -2] Pressuring to look at

7. [+13, -2] Huk, she never had this kind of image before

8. [+8, -2] Sigh...

9. [+8, -2] Journalist, don't touch Kim Hye Soo and make Ailee get all the hate..

10. [+8, -0] I'll show you, a completely transformed me~~

11. [+8, -6] Is Ailee mixed race? She's really got some superior size going on..

The more netizen reaction articles I see about boobies, the better grasp I'm starting to get on the Korean ideal rack. Some general rules:

1. If it is unintentional, it is hot.
2. If it is intentional, it is slutty.
3. If it has not been revealed from debut, it is "hidden volume."
4. If it "sags," it is gross. The laws of gravity are not allowed to affect boob physics.
5. Small >>>> big.

Regarding more specific comments, I don't see how she's copying Beyonce to be honest. Unless Beyonce has a monopoly on a glamourous (read: smoking hot) figure and golden brown wavy hair. Maybe they're referring to Queen Bey's now infamous pictures?

"Bitch better step back or Queen B gonna give you the big D."

And I don't know who Kim Hye Soo is but she's not THAT well-endowed from what a cursory google image search brought up. I think netizens are just really attached to their queens.

At any rate, this kind of provocative outfit from Ailee has brought up a wide range of commentary from slut-shamers to whiteknights defending her purity. Too fucking lazy to give you some screenprints or examples, but go through the Ailee tag on Tumblr and you'll see what I mean. It's the usual shit like: "OMG AILEE 0.0" or "Wow can you get any sluttier, Ailee?" or "Y'all act like y'all never seen no titties before." Gotta give a big shout-out to Soyeon Fanboy for being the most vitriolic/visible in that tag, doe. I think Ailee's a big whore too. <3 ((That's sarcasm, btw))

If you want my opinion, I think the age-old adage applies here. "If ye shalt derive thy jollies from it, thou mayest fap." Carry on Ailee, ya fat whore.