6 biggest douches of Kpop 2012

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Rain is banging Kim Tae Hee; I'm jealous

11/10 would bang.

Guilty pleasure songs of 2012

Now that the year's wrapped up, I thought I'd come out of the bad music closet and admit to liking some embarrassing songs.

Please save me from myself.

Warning: If you get ill thinking about shit idol music, please do not read on.

Celebrate the New Year with Kang Ye Bin

Happy New Year's Day everyone. Well, it isn't New Year's Day where I live as of the writing of this post, but since half of our readers are in the future, happy fucking New Year's Day. Stare at her tits, whatever, we'll return with regular posting once the new year starts.

Unnecessary subgroups

Cube has gifted the kpop community with a present for which nobody asked: the debut of project group Double Yoon. This subgroup combines Gayoon and Jiyoon and basically is set up to be the K.R.Y. or TaeTiSeo of 4Minute, aka the "singers subgroup."

Huh, that thing around Jiyoon's neck looks kinda like a nipple ...

Gayoon and Jiyoon are the best singers in 4Minute, hands down. I like them, and I like 4Minute. But come on now, nobody pays attention to 4Minute for the music.

SNSD + politics = fail

*Facepalm*

If there's anything idiotic what people would write with too much spare time in their hands and heads, it's making connections between idol groups and politics.

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Today's submission comes from Hana, who found a Big Bang dirty confessions Tumblr.

http://dirty-big-bang-confessions.tumblr.com/

Thank you for your submission!

Here are some choice photos:

That is one of the most unsexy photos of G-Dragon. Then again, there are a LOT of those.

 This is one of my favourite ones from the site. Cause it is probably true!

And to ruin your last few days of 2012, I am going to throw in some more. 

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Did you see that? Today is the 25th, and this is the 25th STFU. This trend has been going on since Sunday, December 23, 2012. The last time this happened was on December 23, 2011's QotW (http://antikpopfangirl.blogspot.ca/2011/12/question-of-week-23.html). Eh? Ehh? Anyone else enjoying this moment?

Just me?

Screw you guys. 

Today's submission comes from Evangelina:

"Basically, this under-aged girl (I assume it's an under-aged girl) had a strict 'no men on men action' mindset and because of the hugging of a couple of 16 year old boys, her whole life had been switched around and she is now open to all sorts of love. If that's all it takes to convert one towards the toleration of homosexuality, SHINee and Super Junior should have a US tour through the South, rehabilitating homophobes with stiff lipped kisses and awkward man groping

- Evangelina"

Thank you for your submission!

Merry Christmas Fangirls

YG stanner to the extreme

At some point, I thought SM stanners were a crazy bunch but given that this year hasn't been exactly much of a good year for SM, it all probably goes to safely say that YG stanners have replaced them in terms of delusionism. Of course, there's EXO as well but for all intents and purposes, not every SM stanner probably likes them anyway, not to mention Emperor_Ryu's batshit imagination. Then there goes the SM vs YG fanwars, which tend to bring out the worst of your typical average fangirl (and fanboy in some cases).

I'm no fan of SM but I dislike YG a lot too over a variety of reasons. Butchering Epik High to the point of mutilation is one of them. And anyone should know that YG stanners can be a fucking crazy bunch up to the point they need to be put down like rabid animals.

So here's a notorious case of YG delusionary moments, all credits going to the anonymous informant that was kind enough to provide me the links to print screen and capture and crop. Prepare for a massive series of posts showing idiocy.

Even just reading the headline makes me shiver and cringe.

Poster Sex is Bad

It seems like most fanboys don't really do much craziness to talk about. Normally, they'll just say retarded/cheesy shit on par with the average fangirl, buy weird shit, and fap to weird shit. Fairly tame stuff that keeps them occupied in their rooms mostly and out of the way of the world.

Every now and then though, one daring fanboy will take his love out on tha streets and proclaim it to the world.

"I don't like where this is going..."

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Today's submission comes from Luscious Kevin:

 

Lololol. Korean Beyonce. Zomg.

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Question of the Week 67

This week's question comes from Lee, who writes:Is there any particular member that you want to kick out of a particular group, either because he/she is dragging the group down or because he/she is too good and shouldn't be in that particular group?

I think we have had variations of this question multiple times, but it is always a good one. Thanks for your suggestion!

Leave your replies in the comment section below.

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comments below. Thanks!

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Well this is super embarrassing.

I thought that I had scheduled a bunch of my Question of the Weeks and Stupid Things Fangirls Utter posts while I finished up my degree's final examinations. So I came back today to see the comments - only to realize that I ran out of posts a while ago.

Whoops.

Sorry FISHies.

Anywho.

Due to my tardiness, I am doing something special for this Christmas season!

Usually, stores do a "12 Days of Christmas Giveaway" event leading up to Christmas Day (or Boxing Day). So I am doing a post everyday until Christmas - starting now!
 

[NYSLT] YB & LEESSANG - Madmen

Been a while since I've done one of these (damn you ShinBizzle) so bear with me. If you're new 'round here, or forgotten just what this shit is all about, NYSLT is my attempt at introducing our dear FISHes to some Korean music outside of KPop. Hence, "Nugus" You Should Listen To.

This edition is is dedicated to the recent collab between veteran groups YB, a rock act with Yoon Do Hyun as the frontman, and LeeSsang (or more commonly known as "That group Gary's in with that fat guy on Infinity Challenge"). Not exactly nugus, but not mainstream enough for an average KPop stan to recognize I think.

It's a very nice rock number that nicely combines the charms of YB and LeeSsang. I found Yoon Do Hyun's vocals to blend very well with Gil's during the choruses, and the slow jazzy break down in the last third of the song is damn cool. I enjoyed the song a lot! I'm tired and I don't really know what else to say so accept my apologies for a shitty microreview.

Be sure to check out the rest of LeeSsang and YB's work if you enjoyed this and even if you didn't cause they've got better stuff in their catalogues!

EDIT: LeeSsang: 회상 (feat. 백지영), 겸손은 힘들어, Journey
YB: I'm a Butterfly, Talk to Me, 큰별은없어

Fuck Your Shit KKS

You know how KKS allegedly turned down that offer for T-ara to do a CF for some alcohol not too long ago?

Yeah. Fuck you, Kim Kwang Soo. We could have had them do one of these.

The rest of these are pretty good too (including Hyuna's and Hyorin's), be sure to check em out.

Shit, I'd pay to see Eunjung and Hyomin and Soyeon and Hwayoung (;A;) slut it up like this any day.

GODDAMN YOU KIM KWANG SOO

Sunny has fallen victim to YG's fashion terrorism

And I thought having it purple with a bowlcut made her look silly. But that is just as whacked. At this rate, she'll probably try out for blue, silver or even white. Hell, maybe even a multi-color like the 'Ice-cream Woman' I saw in Tokyo way back in 07, whose hair was an afro dyed bright pink, green and blue.

T-ara Back in the Fire

Just when you thought things could return to some semblance of normality for T-ara, shit finds a way to throw itself against a fan.

Remember when Kim Kwang Soo did his typical boasting about how T-ara turned down an allegedly lucrative alcohol CF deal in order to preserve their "wholesome image" with "cross-generational appeal?"

Yeah. That held up for all of 1 second before people called him out on his bullshit. Ability to even get alcohol CFs aside, no one really took him seriously at all. Netizens took it one step further by digging up some dirt to prove exactly what was on the tip of everyone's tongues.

"There's definitely at least 50% chance that this might not work exactly the way I planned it to."

Thoughts on 2012 before the world ends

So, according to the Mayans, the world ends on December 21. Well, that just means it's a good time for me to share quick thoughts about 2012. Well, here it goes.

Korean netizens bitch over Jo Boa's cleavage

DAT ASS IS A LIE?

A lot of today's newer KPop fans won't know who Rainbow are. Blasphemy I know, but it's been almost two years since the wonder of A.

Unf.

But who could blame them? After releasing Sweet Dream (criminally underrated song and MV in my opinion) in 2011, they dropped off most people's radars because of DSP's desire to have them blow up in Japan like KARA did. Sadly, that was not to be, and even an original Japanese release of Gonna Gonna Go! (my review here if you wanna walk down memory lane) could not stave off the nugudom. Last anyone heard of them in Korea at least was that hideous Rainbow Pixie subunit shit.

So with all this in mind, why are they suddenly back on our radar again? Jisook spilled some juicy beans that will either vindicate thousands of suspicions or shatter image 5ever.

A Picture Worth More Than a Thousand Words

If there was ever a picture that answered "WHAT IS GD?" in a nutshell, this would be it.

CLICK TO EXPAND

EDIT: Here's another.

CLICK TO EXPAND
(Looks like a white Dara in the red jacket. #daragonisreal)

Keep it cla$$y as we make our way closer and closer to impending destruction, folks.

Setting a Good Example With Kim Kwang Soo

Earlier today, Core Contents Media released a statement saying T-ara wouldn't endorse any alcoholic beverages.

That just means more money for the ho train. woot, woot

Would ANTIKPOPFANGIRL smell this butthole?!

Sometimes I miss chitchatting with my good friend Antikpopfangirl. I wonder what he's up to, how his life is, and what inspires him to continue this blog.

I remember those days when we would get together in our blog's chatroom and discuss politics, the military, gun control, food recipes, Korean music, Japanese music, impressionist era paintings, freud vs. Jung, the economic policies of mercantilism in England during the Pre-Revolutionary War Era and how it corresponds with Corporate Welfare in the United States today.

Well, honestly we never talked about any of that. All he ever wanted to do was fap with me in the chatroom. Well, today's the day I take my pants down and bring out my Unagi.

So, i'm ready ANTI...meet me in the chatroom right now. My penis is throbbing.

SONE's imagination truly has gone too far.



 

First it was doing a Running Man statistics even though you can find that shit in Wikipedia. Then it was imagining SNSD as Japanese feudal lords and samurais. Now what, Lord of the Rings? Warhammer 40k? LOL.

Zinger is not fat!

Based on the earlier article, Zaku oppar seems to have all the numerical figures wrong. In order to justify herself and prove her innocence, Zinger had convinced Soompi to publish an article about her work in progress (http://www.soompi.com/2012/12/14/secrets-zinger-fainted-after-losing-8-kgs/).

Will sulli_fag suck on Narsha's fingers now?

Idols You Would Find Hot If It Weren't For One Major Flaw

For me, it's Jiyeon. It's obvious as to what her flaw is.

SPEED to comeback in early January. Lawl.

http://www.allkpop.com/2012/12/speed-releases-new-image-teaser-for-its-over-comeback

Yea, it's 3 days old but since nothing'd been said much about it, whatever goes.

It's surprising SPEED is actually doing a comeback (sorry to you niggas that try to claim its their official debut. It doesn't count as one in my book so deal with it), since the last time they ever did shit was doing that shitty remake of Lovey Dovey about 10 months ago. And how did that turn out? A terrible experience for the eyes and ears for the sane - and supposedly, the renowned Horse of T-ara (Hyomin/Horsemin) was part of the lot that made this shit.

For those that never heard of SPEED, it's basically the male counterpart to that failure known as 5dolls, both which in turn are subgroups of Co-Ed School, which practically went dead years ago due to shitty management while 5dolls itself pretty much shot itself in the foot thanks to that bully scandal that can be seen as a foreshadowing of T-ara's one that occurred a month later.

"Core Contents Media is reportedly pouring their all into SPEED’s upcoming album release through the aid of Shinsadong Tiger."


Didn't know pouring all their shit into this album also included recycling shit from the past either. Lol. Here, it looks like they just edited a cancelled photo used from the Lovey Dovey remake MV.

KKS won't let Davichi say goodbye

Many may be shocked to see Davichi betraying the managers who have been with them for years in order to return to CCM, but those of us who have been paying attention know that this wasn't the first time they tried to escape.

Kim Kwang Satan won't let his hottest sex slave most successful act get away so easily. This time they couldn't keep things under wraps, so rather than sending his cars of mobsters, he had to... negotiate.

On the upside, this may increase the chances of Hwayoung signing with the label Davichi just left in the dust... That is, if she doesn't start rollin with TRUE Gs like her boyfriend.

BoA to finally make a comeback in Japan next year

Finally, but not in a "good" way. With 2009 being BoA's last year of major activity in Japan, it will have been a long ass time since she released music steadily over in the land of 897357375935756353535 idols in each group. However, instead of releasing a new song, she's coming back with a remake of Only One and The Shadow.

your fan art is awesome!

Any good kpop fan has at some point tried to draw their favorite idol. Only the really stupid ones put them online for others to laugh at. 

[BREAKING] SECRET Involved in Car Accident, Zinger Saves Everyone's Lives

Poor SECRET have gotten themselves into a car accident just over 5 hours ago as of this writing.

AMERICA, FUCK YEAH! PSY CAN LICK MY BUTT AND SUCK ON MY BALLS!

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This week's submission comes from Monineath:

LOOOOOOOOL

Question of the Week 66

This week's question is:
What do you think of adding and removing idols frivolously within a group?

I worry that maybe my makeup-less face and my plain clothing might be harmful to Hyori’s image.”--Aeri Lee

I'm sure you probably read about this (or probably don't really give a shit about it at all) but Lee Hyori's sister Aeri Lee was recently interviewed by some Korean news station. I know what you're thinking:I would never have guessed some Korean news organization would ever interview someone who is Korean?....Holy Fuck. Or should I say...HYORI FUCK!

"Some men ask me how I look when I speak with them on the phone I say: You ever hear of Lee Hyori....think the opposite of that in looks....and old"--December 4, 2012

[MV Review] Secret - Talk That

Secret is back already after wrapping up their Poison promotions. Talk That is a refreshing change for Secret, one that actually works for the group unlike Shy Boy and Starlight Moonlight.

GLEE Covers PSY's「Gangnam Style」

So I found the ultimate「Gangnam Style」 cover. Or at least probably now the most famous one.

Gleeks, enjoy your probably only day featured on this site. Unless your precious GLEE decides to ruin more Korean music for the rest of us during this Hallyu Tsunami

Lol. Youtube Sone logic.

Just because TTS didn't do well in one lousy award event doesn't mean that subgroups in SNSD should forever stay away from Kpop as a whole. Sheesh. There's always next year, y'know. It's not like SM gives a damn about these awards anyway so long as they get a good profit from the stuff they release.

Besides, MAMA is legit as donkey shit you hear from conspiracy theorists or politicians in the radio or TV.

If only CL had followed her dream of becoming a nun ...

... Then we wouldn't have this post.