Anti Kpop-Fangirl

Saturday, December 31, 2011

Tiffany so qt.

I mean that Jessica is just so ugly, it makes Tiffany look even better!

2PM redeems with an awesome performance (KBS)

I know nobody here gives half a shit about boybands; you horny bastards just want hot chicks. I feel the same way too! However, the reason I keep watching 2PM performances is because.... well Hands Up was the ultimate guilty pleasure of 2011, for me anyways. JYP hit the jackpot with it. And after the trainwreck @ SBS, this happened, proving that the boys still had some life in them.

Supposedly the concept for this stage was 'hip-hop', clearly with all the preconceived notion that hip-hop is all about being ghetto and from the hood, but this is neither the place nor time for me to rant about that. In all honesty, something about the stage and music made me think of the boys as OFWGKTA for toddlers (if you don't know what I'm talking about, watch this). Anyways, I enjoyed it.

And while we're on the topic of 2PM, I'm going to rant a bit about Taecyeon. He's overhated. No I didn't misspell 'overrated', he is overhated, for the same reason that Yoona and Justin Bieber are hated: They are just too popular. That fact, coupled with their general lack of talent (although I could easily argue that JB has more talent than 90% of your favorite oppars) make them the victims of great scrutiny. They don't deserve it. Truly bad music sounds like this.

Now aren't you glad Yoona and Taec are the worst you get in Kpop? Right?
...What do you mean "you forgot about hara"?

What the fuck is a SJ Funky?

Posted by davidfresh at 3:05 AM

By listening to parts and bits of SJ songs (I don't think I could stand listening to one in its entirety), I was able to come up with a general idea. Bland synth loops, lots of autotune, and lots of repetition: I believe this is what they call SJ Funky. Almost sounds like Korean crunk (mad respect to my homedog Lil Jon though, well alright!) But anyways, inventing a non-existent genre to protect Super Junior's reputation (what's left of it anyways) from their shitty music is actually pretty fucking brilliant. SME strikes again.

P.S. I read the term for the first time today, so don't blame me if I'm a year late.

And in other news:

A recap of SBS's Gayo Daejun.

Posted by davidfresh at 3:45 AM

Just my thoughts on one of the end-of-the-year shows.

SBS/KBS/MBC whatever the fuck no1curr, look it's Hyorin's panties.

Question of the Week 24

Posted by Shinbi at 12:08 AM

Alright guys. This is the last Question of the Week for this 2011 year. I am so sad. I might Cry Cry ;___;

What is the worst song of 2011?

Thanks, everyone, for a great year!

See all of you in 2012 with new articles, new hordes of horrible fangirls, and maybe more weekly features!! (all of you readers BETTER come back. I expect you to bring all your friends and family here, too!!)

If anyone has suggestions for later Question of the Weeks, please send them to zomg.oppa.sareanghae@gmail.com, or leave them in the comment section. Thanks!