Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Does it make me gay if I'm constantly fapping to EXO (i'm a guy!) I mean I like their music and everything but I also fanboy all over them except instead of fanboying i wish it was my jizz

It'd be cool if this was a troll but I'm not sure if your average AKP user is that intelligent.

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with liking a male group or singer nor is there anything wrong with being gay. Hell, one of my favorite groups is/was Simon D/ Supreme Team but there's that fine line where it goes from simply enjoying the music to wanting to stick your dick in someone's boypussy. Sometimes it can be difficult to spot that line, other times well, it's pretty fucking blatant.

Something's amiss.

I mean this guy is completely normal... Just a normal guy doing normal things...




As opposed to?

Well luckily for this poster AKP is the perfect place to seek help with your conflicted feelings, full of well
grounded people.


I use this same rational when discussing politics.

I just hope this guy can come to grips with his latent homosexuality before it's too late.

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

Is Lee Yeon Hee From North Korea?


Here we go again. Go order up a pizza or unwrap that package of Twinkies as we shove food down our fat necks in today's second installment of "Is she from North Korea?!"

Is Haeryung North Korean? (BESTie Dance Video)



I CALLED IT! I remember writing an article where I wrote that entertainment companies would start picking up North Koreans who try to escape the country and putting them in Kpop groups. So, why do I think Haeryung is North Korean? One is the myth that North Korean women > South Korean women (obviously this myth predates plastic surgery, photoshop and professional makeup for entertainers). The second one is from all of the comments in the video and allkpop article: Haeryung's legs are too skinny. If Korean netizens can make up shit based on less evidence, well, I may as well write a doctoral dissertation on proving that Haeryung is North Korean.

Monday, October 28, 2013

[MV Review] Trouble Maker - "There Is No Tomorrow (Now)"

Hyuna and Hyunseung are back, and they're nothing but trouble.





Getting Trolled By CFs



Have you ever watched a CF and enjoyed it before the CF trolled the living shit out of you? Well, it happened to me just before I wrote this article. I liked the commercial until they had to show the God damn pad.