Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Jailbait Status

A lot of '93 girls are turning 18 soon. I'm only 20, but sometimes feel like one of those creepy 40 year old guys salivating over a 6 year old girl.

1993 Jailbait
Ryu Hwayoung (April 22)
Ryu Hyoyoung (April 22)
Minah (May 13)
IU (May 16)
Jiyeon (June 7)

1994 Jailbait
Sulli (March 29)
Hyeri (June 9)
Krystal (October 24)

Of course we missed some. Comment below and tell us who we missed and we'll add them in. If you say 2NE1's Minzy, I'll come find you and bitchslap you. No. Just no.

25 comments:

  1. Suzy, Jiyoung, and Subin are 94s, if you're into that.

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  2. Oh, and checking on Apink apparently Na Eun is a 94 (*points at you* haha!) and Nam Joo is a 95 (damnit!)

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  3. Thank you for the informative post.

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  4. I'd take the Ryu sisters (and later they can play the gayageum for me), Sulli & Jiyoung (they're a set), Krystal (more hotness potential than Jessica imo. She also has the face of a Chanel model and I always wanted to fuck them with their bracelets on all dangling and shit), and Jiyeon (this bitch needs to get punished). Yo and I want to rape Subin. She needs her rape badge you see, and I'm more than willing to give her one.

    Yes I know I'm a fucking loser, but let me dream.

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  5. Rape is not cool period. let up on that man.

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  6. I can't bring myself to sexually fantasize about IU. One day maybe, but that day is a long ways off.
    Krystal on the other hand...
    And I agree thoroughly with Jiyoung, she's an amazing girl.

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  7. Oh lord closet-rapists on the loose in the comment section *runs*

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  8. Girls Day's Minah

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  9. Minzy is so hot. Fuck.

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  10. When did the change the definition of hot? I wasn't informed.

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  11. Minzy is so hot, her ass is so nice and round and her body is very flexible COME AND BITCHSLAP ME YOU ASSHOLE!

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  12. 2NE1's Minzy. She owns them all in vocals + dancing. All the others < Minzy. Minzy is the fucking best. MINZY MINJI MINZY.

    Don't make a threat over the internet. Just makes you look weak and tryhard.

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  13. UM.. MINZY IS UGLY YES, BUT SO IS JIYEON. JIYEON IS A FUCKING FROG, TAKE HER OFF THE LIST.

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  14. Fuck you all! Minzy is the best jailbait! She's the hottest. She can sing, rap and dance better than those bitches you've listed.

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  15. Minzy hot? You are out of your mind. She can't dance or rap for shit, and her vocals are about as pleasant to hear as camels fucking. I really wish I'd never heard of Minzy. Sorry BJ's, but your group has 0 talent, and even less when it comes to looks/sexiness.

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  16. Co-ed's Hyewon is 95 if you like mini goo hara

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  17. the younger they are, the better they are

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  18. Minzy. now come bitchslap me xD

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  19. I'll just say minzy cause you say so.
    what about the boys youd want to rape? esp the crossdressing ones

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  20. i saw on wiki that Minzy start dancing wn she was 5 yrs old... so i rlly think that she cant dance...

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  21. minzy need plastic surgery. shes look a like ugly man =='''

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  22. Fuck all of you, are you retarded? Minzy is fucking sexy. Your all probably ugly and jealous of her fame and good looks. Haters make her famous.

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  23. AHAHAHA ....... if u rlly think that minzy is sexy then u are concerned bcoz shes really UGLY sorry but its truth.. and about her body shes just too fat another coment is right she need some surgery she looks alike sheman! and no haters cant make u famous moron!

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