Thursday, April 21, 2011

Who Is The Most Expressionless Face In The Wide World of Kpop?


As the Kpop scene continues to grow more and more idol-centered, facial features are becoming increasingly important, and singers can no longer make it into the spotlight on vocal talent alone. As our favorite idol Kwanghee constantly reminds us (I mean it: every fucking article he's in), idols no longer show restraint in fixing their lesser features. We're not complaining.

However, too much 'fixing' is known to limit your ability to make facial expressions as shown by our favorite stars G.na, Park Bom, Solbi, Kwanghee ect. I'll end with the same question as the title: Who is the most expressionless face in the wide world of Kpop?

26 comments:

  1. If the picture isn't clear enough, my vote goes to G.na.

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  2. g.na constantly looks like she's about to cry

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  3. I personally don't find G.NA's face as expressionless as I do it looking awkwardly strange. My vote goes to Uee for most expressionless just because I can at least manage to look at her unlike the others.

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  4. So, you're asking who's the Kpop version of Nicole Kidman? Hahaha

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  5. as much as I like G.na her face is expressionless at certain times, but as the most expressionless face in kpop, does a duck quack...

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  6. Suckatoe Productions.April 22, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    Never did like the Bitch.

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  7. Park Bom.

    Too much plastic in the face. She was always expressionless. Even in "We Belong Together" and "Forever with You."

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  8. As I try to see as little of 2ne1 as possible, I can't really rate Bom, and I'm always staring at G.NA's tits ass and legs to really judge her face, so I'm gonna say Uee. I really wonder if she was a deer in her past life and she died from starring at the headlights instead of getting the fuck out of the way...

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  9. Sohee all day every day.

    All she knows is how to look like a fishball intertwined with a zombie's expression and they find that shit cute, such fuckery her derp face is on display 24/7.

    I can't believe she ain't on the list smh.

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  10. I think it's Bom. When 2NE1 won for Fire, she was crying, but her face looked the same as it did when she wasn't crying. Only differences were that her face was wet and her makeup was smudged.

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  11. me Bom
    such a daffy duckie face

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  12. dara's face is stuck in this expression: >_~

    http://peasantstat.us/post/1207996549/all-u-blaqqjax

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  13. ^^^fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. Good thing I'm not Japanese and prone to seizures. Playing FPS's 8 hours a day probably helps too.

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  14. My votes go to UEE

    http://kanghyorin.files.wordpress.com/2010/06/no-idea-what-emotion.png?w=300&h=261

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  15. Bom for me. At least, UEE have two kind of expression for me.

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  16. first of all bom didn't do PS, it's the make up, idiots and bitches!!
    but my vote goes to sohee and all wondergirls and t-ara and snsd ad UEE!!!

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  17. LMAO at the sad delusional BJ. Saying Bom didn't have PS is like saying the sun revolves around the earth.

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  18. ^^in kpop, the sun already revolves around the earth. Bom didn't do PS. She's borne with that face... that face that doesn't change no matter what. Wait for more years and she'll look exactly the same. She's just a natural beauty.

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  19. bom the botox face queen

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  20. YOU FORGOT SEOHYUN, MAAN. LOL. SHE HAS A NICE FREAKIN VOICE BUT HER FACE IS LIKE...BLANK. o.o

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  21. ALL SNSD BITCHES ARE PLASTIC

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  22. Ahaha, what a fun article! I think that G.na's face is more awkward than expressionless- her expression is oftentimes confused. I would've said Kyuhyun (I don't hate him at all, though I'm not really a rabid fan of him) and his blank/angry (I can't tell) face throughout EVERY live, mv, show (well, sometimes he smiles), etc., but after reading the comments, I've gotta say-
    UEE's the winner and always will be. Not an anti of her either, but her face is always just so... so blank!

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  23. Another one just came across my mind!
    Son Dambi. I really adore her, but her facial expression is really awkward most of the time. She looks so uncomfortable way too often.

    So, yeah, i vote for dambi!

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  24. has anyone noticed that many of the main vocals in girl groups have expressionless faces....
    secret's ji eun
    2ne1's park bom
    for snsd it would be seohyun
    Dal Shabet too... i duno her name but shes also the maknae
    4minute's gayoon
    wonder girls yenny...kinda
    its like some sort of curse... or they are just too focused on singing...

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