Saturday, September 10, 2011

And the runner-up for least expressionable faces after Park Bom goes to...

UEE is the best actress evaaaz!!1!one


"Netizens all around have been praising UEE of After School for her flawless acting in Ojakgyo Brothers. Noted for her perfect beauty, she has received much attention for her multiple, believable facial expressions, with fans finding up to 20 different expressions throughout the episodes."

Really?

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REALLY.

Because, in my opinion, the first set of photos appear forced. As in she was telling herself, "Okay UEE, try to move your muscles through the botox and plastic surgeries in order to get the money so I don't have to do more sleeping around!". Set number two and three look painfully exaggerated. In fact, my face even hurts looking at it. Finally, those last few pictures look like she was caught off guard. Which is probably a good thing as that is the most "natural" any of us will ever see her.

I feel bad for appearing to "shit" on UEE. It's not that I hate her or anything. I just think she is very overrated.

But back to me "shitting on her".

"Staff members were so convinced with her drunk, bitter woman acting during the filming that they dubbed her as a natural-born actress."

Are you all sure she wasn't actually drunk? I mean, if she was apparently that believable, there was probably some magic behind it. Sometimes we all have a drink or two to "forget some pain" and "erase the past", but none of us are praised for it or told we are amazing and deserve an award! Double standards! I call BS. And women naturally are bitter. That doesn't count as acting.

Finally, during KBS 2TV's show Secret (with both UEE and guest G.NA), apparently UEE "politely" told stories to those present that G.NA is essentially an off-beat, rhythmically challenged, over-the-top dancer who was pretty much a handicap (due to her many mistakes) to the group, Five Girls. Wow. You are a diplomat. Speaking ill about your senior on television. I can see why the rest didn't want to be in a group with you anymore.

You truly are a Diva. (see what I did there? =O)

30 comments:

  1. I don't understand UEE's appeal at all.

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  2. Uee... she should change her name to Ewy..
    Cause she duh ugly.

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  3. surprised you didn't mention G.NA's apparently unmovable face...
    and Uee debuted before G.NA shes the senior.
    G.NA is older but only by a few months.

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  4. ^ I think that's the real reason their group broke up tbh. Nobody should be forced to see two butterfaced eyesores in one group with faces that don't move. Shit aint cute and after a while it gets creepy as fuck tbh. They are both disturbing. G.Na's frog face and Uee's scarecrow looking one...

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  5. Why is all of Korea riding her dick so much?

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  6. We're slowly tainting Shin and making her like the rest of us haha.

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  7. I don't mind Uee. I wouldn't say I like her, but I don't hate or troll her or anything lol

    I do prefer acting over her singing/performing... watching her on stage creeps me the fuck out... I swear she like doesn't blink.

    She was funny in You're Beautiful so I'm okay with as long as she's acting, I guess.

    Now, Bom and GNA... I wouldn't touch with someone elses hand.

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  8. She isn't expressionless, it juest her eyes that are blank

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  9. Soehyun is the least expressionable after bom

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  10. time to fanboying over this fine looking lady guys

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  11. the fact that netizens even made the collages of "expressions" shows that they actually felt the need to prove she could move her face.

    anyway there's a line in Sunny Hill's song Don't Talk About (the whole song is a satirical look at the celebrity craze - it's pretty funny, you should check it out if you haven't). the line is "upset bagel!" which is probably just supposed to be an nonsensical English phrase but when i hear it i can't help but imagining bagel girl Uee making her "upset" face aka her one emotion

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  12. I like UEE... Korea can brag about how great she is, draws more attention to After School , and i think we all know After School is one of the more talented girl groups, so they can use the attention, even if it is towards.
    (Also, is it true that her father paid pledis to take UEE?)

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  13. I still felt it an eyesore to watch her acting as a villain in You're Beautiful. She truly had only one expression, even when she was crying. So why give her a lead role? To raise ratings thanks to her fanboys? That's kind of low...

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  14. fuck you and your essays shin-b
    but nonetheless i agree with you

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  15. Truedat Shin, UEE is one overrated bish. She can't sing, dance, nor act to save her life. Maybe she should just model.

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  16. Why do Korean man like her body so much? I've seen better in other girl groups.

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  17. where's the nice Shin-B? LOL

    anyway, i'd still do Uee.

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  18. Nah I still think shes a cutie and I would still do her.
    Now GNA NEVER, I would be too scared of her face.

    Uee is actually a pretty good actress thou she should quit After School and just stick to acting.

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  19. I am truly baffled by all the praises she receives.

    So very baffled.

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  20. That girl is freaky. Every one of those expressions seems so fake, makes wanna puke.

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  21. Fap count: 72..



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    Wait, 74 now awww yeah. UEE is damn hot.

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  22. Damn right. I Agree
    Korea y do you like her so much?

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  23. Dem honey thighz, so sweet.

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  24. I don't find her attractive at all. I don't care if she has a nice body (which i don't think she has) i can't stand looking at her face.

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  25. don't know much about this lady, all I can see is one big chubby face............

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  26. She resembles a special education student.

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  27. @ Anti Kpop-Fangirl and bassfreak: When it comes to UEE, this IS nice Shin-B.

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  28. riding again on what another person said about bom? you guys have no mind of your own lol. it seems none of you watch 2ne1tv so i guess i can't judge the ignorance most of you have

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