Friday, September 2, 2011

Happy birthday!

As four of you know, it's Lim's birthday!

I notice that fanbases like to pool their money together and buy their idols expensive gifts for their birthdays. At this important time before the Wonder Girls' Korean comeback, Wonderfuls should consider getting Lim the most useful thing she could receive right now: Plastic surgery!

Personally, I would recommend whoever recently overhauled Zinger's face. I mean, look at these results!




Damn! She has never looked so fine. Actually, she has never looked like a woman until now, so I'm sure whoever did it could craft another success story with Lim. Here is a CG projected image of the kind of results you can expect:


And if you really showered her with love, here is how she could look after a second round:


Wow, that's better than Sohee and even Yenny, about on par with Sunye, so it would almost make up for her complete lack of singing skills. I'm sure she'd love it!

35 comments:

  1. LMAO Narsha has the best surgeon on this earth. I mean, before she was cute, not BEAUTIFUL but somehow cute. She's sf gorgeous now, I can't even. And at least she can sing her heart out, so lol.

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  2. Your articles are awful

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  3. Only thing I can think of at the moment is holy shit she does look like narsha

    Is the first picture really zinger, if it is then fuck.

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  4. Narsha is damn fine.
    Lim is damn ... Ugly.

    I'm still wondering why Jyp added her.

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  5. Narsha as Korea's Marilyn Monroe can't be compared to Lim, lol.

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  6. Yeah, those really are Zinger.
    Here are some other recent selcas:
    http://yfrog.com/g07lwtj
    http://yfrog.com/h6sbifaj
    http://twitpic.com/6dfeky

    Looking so much better lately.

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  7. I love Zinger's monkey ears tbh.

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  8. holy crap what happened to zinger?

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  9. ohno you didn't.

    Putting Lim in the same article as Narsha.

    Dissapointed.

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  10. Wonderfuls do not want violence, so your life is spared.

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  11. well most of wonder girls aren't the best looking people.

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  12. Zinger looked good when they debuted with I want you back and she had that short cut.
    I miss that look on her...
    she doesn't fit the 'cute' style.

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  13. So Zinger had PS? Wouldn't be surprised if she decided to, she is like the Hyoyeon of Secret so she might resort to changing her face because she knows she isn't quite attractive to her own people (SK).
    She looks really doll-like in those selcas.
    Lim is so fug, I am not against plastic surgery so if she ever decides to have PS it's understanding for her to do so, and would be much better for the the sight of our eyes.

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  14. Dayum, Zinger. Korea doesn't have surgeons, it has wizards. I hope she never wears straight bangs ever again.

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  15. AKF, why didn't this author get fired together with the rest of the crappy ones? :(

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  16. yeah not particularly sure why this ahjussi got to stay. he was one of the crappy/creepy authors.

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  17. LOL, Ajusshi got so many haters. Don't worry I still love you!

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  18. I like that LIM is average. Gives me hope that she is actually attainable. I think she's cute. I don't think she need surgery.


    Wow, no fapping jokes from me today. It's late and I'm tired....from fapping to Ajusshi's picture. Wait!? huh!?!gay?!!?

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  19. Zinger's lookin' like a Zhang Liyin/pre-botch job Bom mix in that last picture. She's damn fine, especially now those bangs are burning in hell.

    Narsha is the gold standard of the knife. Remember when she once had braids? http://i.imgur.com/0nC2d.jpg

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  20. I agree, Narsha wasn't the biggest beauty in Korea before PS, but somehow she was cute
    http://i.imgur.com/iP9DE.jpg

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  21. 아저씨-written articles are always 2% lacking. It's not snarky enough, nor is it funny enough, so it ends up reading... awkward?

    His articles are hit-or-miss (mostly it's a miss).

    Maybe it's time for mandatory retirement for this ajussi?

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  22. I think it's all about perspective.
    Certain angles can make a person look so much more attractive.
    Zinger's also wearing quite a bit of make-up in those photos.

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  23. ^the photos in the original post looks majorly photoshopped in any case

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  24. You did not just put almighty Narsha next to that unworthy peasant girl.

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  25. But who in wonder girls is pretty?

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  26. It's easy. Yoo bin, Ye eun, Sun ye (Sun mi too. If she counts)

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  27. i'm pretty sure Zinger didn't get surgery, she's been slowly looking better and better since Madonna. plus it's a selca and if you know the right way, you can make yourself look good.

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  28. piou all of the wonder girls aren't that pretty anymore

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  29. this is the 1st time I look at Zinger and think she's "kinda" pretty (it still looks a bit fake and plastic to me) but I couldn't recognize that was Zinger at all. She usually looks like a man with the failed cutesy that is not recommended for ugly faces like that plus the super thick legs which make me sick of eating pig legs

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  30. Lol you guys are so harsh. Those girls aren't 'WOW GORGEOUS' but she hardly looks like a man before, and Lim isn't ugly, she's average. Lots of girls look like her.

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  31. This article kinda comes off as trying hard :/ what happened to akf wittiness?

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  32. ^ This is written by Ahjussi. You should expect that it's going to be trying hard.

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