Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Hyoyeon is ashamed of Min.



Oh the irony.

I mean sure, maybe her fellow members (like Suzy {especially while wearing sweet kitty ears, mmmmmmm}) have reason to be ashamed; Min ain't exactly a looker (unless you're into midgets with bods; no judgement from me). But Hyoyeon, of all people? Girl(?), she ain't half as bad as you (exaggeration: it's actually surpringly close, what with Min's recent deterioration of beauty).

I don't want to be spreading misinformation though (note: We do read all the comments you know, and the others may not admit it, but your brutal comments hurt like when a nympho whips you with a flail with little spike-balls at the end, during angry sex ). The original article was about Hyoyeon disapproving of Min's sporadic twitches on just about every conceivable variety show (and she does have a point).

Anyways. This whole affair reminds me of Will Ferrell and Eve Mendes in The Other Guys (of course, on a completely lesser scale).



Update: We decided to contact Hyoyeon for clarification.
She remained silent on the issue but Yuri explained for her:

21 comments:

  1. SHE IS MUCH COOLER THAN YOU 아저씨! GO EAT A DOG YOU KOREAN ASSWIPE! YOU FUCKERS ARE JUST JEALOUS OF HYOYEON!

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  2. But if Hyoyeon is so stupid, what redeeming factor does she have??

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  3. There's nothing to be jealous towards Hyoyeon... That's why fangirls like her.

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  4. @5:24PM Amen nigga. Same applies to Amber and numerous female idols that look questionably bad. Y'know, just so the fangirls can say, "Oh that's not true. Clearly, my liking XYZ is proof that I do not hate all female idols that my opppppppaaaaarrrrs socialise with. QED."

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  5. @509 Her redeeming factor is that she's not me, or you. I for one am grateful that she took the ugly bullet for most of us.

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  6. You're late with your news. This article was about Hyoyeon being embrassed because Min dances in public places anytime she hears music.

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  7. ^ I said that actually, it's somewhere in the middle. + tags.

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  8. Min is actually pretty in real life lol. Hyo's probably just mad because Min still got it while she doesn't jk. But seriously, her hair looks like farrah fawcett gone wrong or some shit.

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  9. Everything about Min's face + that horrible haircut that makes her wide face look wider is just... Ugh.

    And then I look at Hyoyeon and her disgusting hair and face and realize that birds of a feather do indeed stick together.

    And Hyoyeon, Min, Manber, and Minzy are all friends, too. Go figure.

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  10. WAY WAY PON PON PON WAY WAY fuck you david

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  11. I think Hyoyeon's unattractiveness has been overstated. With the right makeup and hair she's not the eye sore many on this blog make her out to be.

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  12. Min's only problem is her bangs. If she got rid of those, imo she'd probably be pretty sexy like those predebut photos of her. I swear JYP is TRYING to make her look like that, although imo she is still pretty. Hyo isn't quite as good looking but there are uglier idols.

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  13. hyogre use sheer ugly! it is a 1 hit ko

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  14. Hyoyeon just needs to get rid of her sideburns.

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  15. Both of them have extremely unflattering hairstyles. Simple as that.

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  16. This blog is seriously losing it's material on Hyoyeon.

    Basically all I get from Hyo posts is that she can never be relevant cause you guys think she's a fug and ain't worth shit.

    hyo posts are boring. Funny how David does most of them too.

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  17. Hyoyeon should be more ashamed of groupmate Horsica. Looks like a horse and sits like a horse.

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  18. I know this blog was made to promote free thinking and whack the sense into delusional fangirls but you guys seriously have lost the goal haven't you? I don't see mature posts here, i see alot of pointless hate. Hell you guys are probably influencing others into just hating on idols they dont even know anything about other then the shit written on here.

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