#heehaw
Park Bom looks like a puffy, plastic mannequin.
(Koreans use this as a compliment. You can take it how you will.)
G.NA, as always, is simply a troll with breasts. She has managed to convince me that "glamorous" means shitty face and voluptuous body; certainy nothing about her face is attractive. Yuck.
It is said that Hyosung is the most coveted idol for dental CFs. I can see why. Her gum-to-teeth ratio is fucking massive. Dem. Gums. #heehaw
Sojin looked like shit-stained ass before surgery.
Now she simply looks like average ass, not to mention, she oft resembles a hill-billy.
Sunmi's (very, very) lacking replacement: Lim.
She looks like a smurf. That is all.
Eunkyo makes me chuckle with her smug, confidence face. It's as if she knows she beautiful. She knows men love her. She kn- ...Poor thing. :c
(it is likely this will anger no one though. I mean, who the fuck actually stans Eunkyo?)
edit: Updated with Nymston's lovely Sica edit.
horsica
ReplyDeletetranana
ewwwwwwwwwwwww
Beautif...ummm maybe not.
ReplyDeleteWho is eunkyo?
i've always thought jessica looked like a fucking horse all the time but sones say "SHE IS FCUKING GORJESS UR JUZ JEluz ANTI nd A STAND!!111"
ReplyDeletemore like orgjess
ReplyDeletei never thought jessica looked like a donkey, but seeing this picture makes me agree with you.
ReplyDeleteYou should have used Miss A Jia. I swear she is one of those special cases that "can't be classified as one specific gender"... have you seen her predebut pics? Homegirl looked like a trannie.
ReplyDeleteBut yeah, Hyosung is fug and G.Na is half alien. Jessica used to be hot until she went all anorexic and shit. Lim is average, and no comment on Eunkyo because she is still prettier than Chanmi (she's secretly a man k?)
I think Jessica is pretty when she's glamming it up for the cameras with her bitchface. I mean, her pictorials usually comes out nice as compared to others.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, her everyday face is just... smh.
Same goes for Nana. Girl looks like a dude without makeup.
This would be funnier if david didn't actually write this post.
ReplyDeletejust in case, i switched my vote to david though. :D
Nana and her witchcraft. I don't know how she does what she does with her face...
ReplyDeletejessica was nvr hot anon 7:23 wtf r u smokin
ReplyDeletegod damn jessica is fugly
ReplyDelete@the comments (not the article, since it was obviously just to troll)
ReplyDeletebut everyone's worst insult is "she looks like a guy!!" most of you are guys. so you're insulting yourself. ._.
Eunkyo is like an uglier mini shinyoung.
ReplyDelete@8:12 You totally called me out. I have to admit I'm an ugly douchebag. Good thing I can trick girls into thinking I'm not.
ReplyDelete@ 8:12 Calling her a guy is not as insulting as you think it is. They are actually being kind about it.
ReplyDeleteThere are other things that are far more worse. I'm not going to say more and just agree with them because I'm also kind like that.
@8:12PM lolz, anon!
ReplyDeletea guy calling another man a 'guy' is not an insult.
BUT
a guy calling a woman a 'guy' is.
even makeup cant help Eunkyo
ReplyDeleteSeems like someone is desperate to gain some votes.....but fuck you, im rooting for bob since you shit on nana lulz
ReplyDeleteJessica is hot.
ReplyDeleteEunkyo and Lim are not part of KPOP.
Another one in the "trying hard" article categories
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for the funny part.. Never came.
What the heck is happening to akf??
lol, Jessica is pulling the Taecyeon look quite well
ReplyDelete9:39 - If you don't like it, vote for me in the upper right.
ReplyDeletewhat else is new...she always looks like either a donkey or some form of rodent when she doesn't have to be "on" other than that, when she is dolled up, I think she looks quite nice. Not "Gorjess" like they say, but definitely pretty.
ReplyDeleteHyosung is definitely not fug and Jia definitely doesn't look like a guy.
ReplyDeleteI always noticed that jessica's teeth are big that's why they are always exposed..
ReplyDelete^She tries her hardest never to show her bottom teeth.
ReplyDeleteDunno why.
sica can blow me with her monkey mouth any day
ReplyDeleteSo desperate for votes :O. I'll give you my vote for the comment right above the picture of Eunkyo - made me lol hard
ReplyDeleteI love this article.
ReplyDelete(Who the hell is Eunkyo, though?)
Damn David your desperation for votes is a lil ridonk,so i think ill open this page in another browser just to vote for Bob.
ReplyDeleteAnd who is this Eunkyo person?
That's a bad picture of nana
ReplyDeleteSica is still hot as phuck. Her teeth don't bother me. But the rest...yea totally. Goddamn. And Smurf? I could think of any number of far worse comparisons.
ReplyDeleteSo why isn't Hyomin on the list?
ReplyDelete^ Hyomin is hot you retarded fangirl.
ReplyDeleteHyomin is god tier hot.
ReplyDeleteJessica looks like a damn horse with a scared look on it's face 24/7.
Going to stan LIM....don't know why, but I find her cute. I think I'm alone on this one. I would date her.
you dissed nana...your shit backfired son xD
ReplyDeletelook at the polls mon
DAVID, JUST DO IT. 2011. VOOOOOOTE.
ReplyDeleteSeungbitch and the alien should be mentioned
ReplyDeleteWhy I don't see Hyogre in the list?
ReplyDeleteShe makes them all look pretty. LMFAO
The before of sojin just re enforces the fact that she looks like a mum
ReplyDeleteI think its fucking hilarious how Jessica looks like a horse and according to a recent article on allkpop, she sits like one too.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.allkpop.com/2011/09/snsd-jessicas-unusual-sitting-position-draws-attention
cause I have no life I made a blog...follow or don't. I'm just bored...I'll post when I feel inspired.
ReplyDeletehttp://wezasianbeznotches.blogspot.com/
hyomin is top tier? wtflol
ReplyDeletehttp://4.bp.blogspot.com/_d3GRzNumdLs/TUkhOoUqg9I/AAAAAAAAAE0/XKwBWZQlYfQ/s1600/20100120_tarahyominphoto.jpg
^Dude, probably just a bad photo. Look how cute she is (nopaedo) as a kid. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yCGsUZol_rg/TNiWNuqzFeI/AAAAAAAABpk/0HzXXcq-WgU/s1600/hyomin.jpg
ReplyDeleteHow old is Jessica? 42? 52? she always looks so senile without heavy makeups. She can probably apply for a senior concession card before long.
ReplyDeleteHoly fucking moly roly poly yayaya you just made another big fucking hit article davidfresh. Hands down, no, hands up to 2pm!
ReplyDeleteKeeeeeeeeeep emmmmmmmmmmmmm commmmmmmmmingggggg!
@ 3:31............................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
ReplyDelete@ Sones : You all and your fucking brains are surely fucking damned if you try to defend JessHorshoesssicca!!!!
oh HOW I HATE THE WORD GORJESS -_-"
ReplyDeleteeven hyogre is better looking than her
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did i just said that?
......
i used to like hyosung, she's cute but now she's annoying
@sulli_fag Lim or Sunmi? Srs.
ReplyDeleteNot srs.
In the case of Sojin, if kpop can turn an ugly girl pretty, I approve.
ReplyDelete@6:02 am Sunmi of course...da bitch is fine. Lim, well she's pretty average, but seems like a chick I could actually get, so I like her. I have to aim low in life in order to achieve happiness.
ReplyDeleteHyomin looks exactly Jessica. Rofl. It's hilarious how fangirls try to deny this...
ReplyDeleteexactly like*
ReplyDelete^hyomin is hotter than Sica.
ReplyDelete^^^in certain pictures they do (hyomin's predebut). but right now, hyomin is superior by a long shot. she doesn't need a crapload of make up to look good unlike jessica.
ReplyDeleteHyomin is hotter than 99% of kpop idols out there /delusional fanboy mode
ReplyDeleteHyomin looks like a plastic mess. Not to say that jessics doesn't but yeah
ReplyDeletehorsica is a poor mans hyomin
ReplyDelete"Poor man's Hyomin"
ReplyDeleteLOL! I like you, anon! You speak the truth!
@OP
ReplyDeletewhy do you complain about your bias? i don't get it.
damn who edited that photo? they actually might have some talent there. unlike someone else *cough* akfg *cough* jokes.
ReplyDeleteYou guys should check out Kahi.
ReplyDeleteThere was this Bang! performance where she made this horse expression on stage. I will let you know when I find it!
you're a fucking shitface, hope your mom gets cancer and dies you cocksucker cunt bastard. I bet ur mom is a whore fucking ur neighbour. Post a pic of urself then ugly shit, u think ur so great being a little bitch behind ur computer, i bet ur ugly as fuck. I hope u die, and u never have children. I want someone 2 kill you.
ReplyDelete^ Jessica, is that you? @.@
ReplyDeleteLol! Must be Dongsica alright. Or probably one of those stans who rides Dongsica's humongous dick. Bestiality at it's finest, imo.
ReplyDelete@sulli_fag You wanna affiliate with AKF?
ReplyDeleteOMFG, the new jessica picture has got me crying and laughing. LOL
ReplyDelete"She looks like a smurf. That is all." This is SO true. She looks exactly like that female blonde one in the movie.
ReplyDelete@9:31 No I'm your mom fucking your dick, ur ugly whore mom I hope she dies too
ReplyDelete^now, now, jessica, lets not get upset over little things okay, hun?
ReplyDeleteOh Nana without makeup you would be nothing seriously, thank god for make up.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously I will never look at her the same way again, she looks like an ugly man! Urgh...
All of you should go fuck your ducks.
ReplyDelete@512, Genius reply *claps
ReplyDeleteHyomin and Jessica are both ugly. The lab that was able to splice human and horse genes together is really amazing. The capabilities of modern science, wow. Now, if only they could have worked talent into the DNA somehow... Ney!
too bad they couldn't fix u then, fucking ugly bitch
ReplyDeleteI bet ur mom is fat and ugly just like u, cos she fucks those horse you know so much abt.
I love making idiots like you angry! Thank you, your comment just made my morning! <3 hehehe
ReplyDeleteNEY! Heeha! Heeha!
Ehh .You jealous them sibo ?Please la .Save your energy .They're prettier than you by a hundred million times can ?They can sing .They can dance .What about you ?Only can bark here and there .Sad life uh sad life .Bitch .I tell you what .Nimama go die la horh .Like that insult idols .No life . _|_
ReplyDeleteLOL @G.NA Totally agree with this blog. She's so f*ckin; irritating! Her face looks like an opera mask. ;-;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDTzeCX12kg
ReplyDeleteLol. G.Na's boobs compensate for her 'phantom of the opera' excuse of a face.
ReplyDeleteROFL the comment about EunKyo made me laugh so hard. and purlease, hyomin is not pretty, she doesn't even have double eyelids, she pastes the double eyelid sticker, she has a hot body though...
ReplyDeleteand erm, park bom ain't puffy anymore, so... plastic manequinn, that's quite a compliment ^__^
ReplyDeleteEunkyo, 5Dolls?
ReplyDeleteSunmi was fucking hot and funny. Lim is an ugly mess and says nothing.
ReplyDeleteHyomin and Jessica of the Equus Genus = I love you.
ReplyDeleteJessica is only pretty coz of photoshop.
ReplyDeleteJessica and Nana are only beautiful with makeup...... as with 95% of Korean idols. LOL
ReplyDelete^ and plastic surgery
ReplyDeleteIf you want to troll, at least have some substance in your trolling. I seriously was like "huh? That's all? Wtf?" when i saw Jessica's (heavily edited) picture. I'm disappointed in you.
ReplyDeleteWhere's Yoona and Sandara Park
ReplyDelete^ Yoona does look more mentally retarded than Jessica so I give you that.
ReplyDeleteLOLOLOL.
ReplyDelete@1:08 Yoona is in your ass and Sandara Park is strolling in derpland.
ReplyDeleteYoona, Jessica, and Sandara Park all look retarded anyways
ReplyDeletebest retard ever is JESSICA THE HORSE!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL..match made in heaven monkey taec and horse jessica...
I should get pictures of all the authors here and post them using the nastiest insults possible and encourage everyone who posts here to take a swing at it. Seems fair to me. If you can dish it (barely) you should be able to take it as well.
ReplyDeleteI always thought SNSD's faces screams fake.
ReplyDeleteIt's not even about hating them, I feel sorry for the poor girls.
I doubt SONEs will love your website.
FUCK OFF FOR THOSE ANTI KPOP..
ReplyDeleteGO FUCK UR MOM BETTER
I wonder what you look like.
ReplyDelete^two SONEs up there defending their semi-Gods!
ReplyDeleteWhoohoo i love SONEs! Bitches! LOL
Gorjezz <3
ReplyDeleteAt least have the decency to post a picture without doodling on it first.
And wwhy the hell is that people assuming those who defend kpop idols in general as Sones. Seriously, real Sones don't even bother going on these sites any more, dem all trolls. I just needed a laugh so wala, here I am
i always thought jessica looks more like a rat but ... i see the horsica now
ReplyDeleteur probs just some fat ugly cunt whose hating cuz u hav no life. go screw urself fuckwit
ReplyDelete^
ReplyDeleteyou too if you have the time to go here and be a hater i smell a stinky cunt heehaawwww
ATLEAST lIM AND EUNKYO ARE 100% NATURAL. NO PLASTIC AT ALL. SO PROPS TO THEM FOR NOT TAKING PLASTIC SURGERY!!! BTW
ReplyDeletehow does she transform her teeth?
ReplyDeleteWOW!! SHE ACTUALLY LOOKS BETTER! LOL
ReplyDeleteAre they pinoys by any chance?
ReplyDelete@11:56 Are you a moron by any chance?
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