Friday, September 23, 2011

Shindong brags he's close to lots of female idols.

[Shindong] "smoothly acknowledged that he’s close with countless female idols. He explained, 'I think girl idols are comfortable around me because of myoppa-next-door image on TV shows.' "
http://www.allkpop.com/2011/09/super-juniors-shindong-admits-he-has-connections-to-many-girl-idols
No no Shindong, do not fool your ant brain encased in a huge-ass-head. The girls are comfortable around you because to them, you're just like one of her gal pals. They don't really see you as a man they're at all interested in. Let me explain something to you, called the "Ladder theory."
Btw, losing weight does not help you jump from an inferior ladder to the Real Ladder.  

On a slightly related note, I found this video someone posted of "A-cha" except they changed the pitch up almost a whole octive because they didn't want to get caught by youtube. I personally think it adds a little chipmunky punch to the otherwise monotonous song. Kinda hilarious.

32 comments:

  1. I can't stop LOLing at the fangirls on allkpop:

    "I still like him more when he was chubby"

    "DANG HE'S SKINNY"

    "Shindong is the man! my idol!"

    "Shindong was in a hurry when he got his surgery done?!?! <3"

    "awww SHINDONG YOU'RE SO FLIPPIN CUTE!!!!
    you're an amazing oppa that didn't need to get surgery at all! you were just as cute as you were"

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  2. What the fuck they are talking about!!!!!!!! Sigh..

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  3. that A-cha version is a nice find, A+ article

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  4. I have to say that your drawings aren't as amazingly epic as AKF's, xD But I still like you.

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  5. That oppa-next-door image is just a cover. Secretly, he loathes them girl idols.

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  6. fck shindong, THAT A-CHA VERSION IS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  7. Except for the chorus, A-CHA is a fucking mess.

    Shindong's that guy girls get close to so he can introduce them to his homies who are actually hot and then they end up forgetting about him afterward. LOSER.

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  8. Yesung sounds like a sexy female in that song, I liked it. Him and Ryeowook sounded damn nice. It makes the song sound way less shit than it actually is. Shindong doesn't even deserve a response to his ignorance.

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  9. Okay Shitdong anon, now's the time to do your stuff!

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  10. Hey Baby Love Crash? ???? huh?

    lol I got trolled didn't I?

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  11. ^^^ yeah, their english vocabulary is quite impressive isn't it

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  12. ^ lol yeah really.

    reminds me of this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4PWvdJdSE&feature=mh_lolz&list=FLHRK8_5UUalHFlYKG6cHEwA

    Tell me introduce yourself!?

    WTF!!!!

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  13. Sorry Shindong, but no. You're the guy with the hot friends and that's probably it.

    Also, that video. They sound like girls, all of them.

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  14. Funny cos it seems you can't understand wat he said, saying female idols are comfortable with him doesn't mean he saying they like him the way u're thinking, it means they are comfortable with him cos of his image (he's not hot or sexy, he's the fat funny dude) and being around him no rabid fangirl would try to kill you so they're not burdened with scandals or such.....So ur post doesn't really have a point.....(WOW my first comment on AKPF that's actually in disagreement with the article)

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  15. @1016 "they are comfortable with him cos of his image (he's not hot or sexy, he's the fat funny dude)"

    That's exactly what the author said.

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  16. Hey! Give Shindong some credit. He's got some amazing fashion sense.

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  17. ^^
    There's your Shitdong anon, 8:47.

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  18. @10:27
    The author is saying that he's bragging about it in the sense that he doesn't acknowledge the actual reason why they are comfortable with him ("No no Shindong, do not fool your ant brain encased in a huge-ass-head. The girls are comfortable around you because to them, you're just like one of her gal pals. They don't really see you as a man they're at all interested in.") when he actually acknowledges the fact already hence making that part of this article pointless...

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  19. @11:05, 10:16 Okay okay you're right, you made your point. The article is pointless, leave 10:27 alone. (You guys really need to make usernames... it's like I'm talking to bots or something.)

    @10:43 okay fine... he has good fashion sense now.
    You know it still doesn't change the fact he has a hugeeee head right? :D Sorry.

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  20. I'd still fuck Shindong.

    Especially now.

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  21. Hmm. I think by saying he's an oppa-next-door he means he has an image of being an older brother, not a "man", whom females can get close to and not have to worry about having false destructive scandals with because he projects a funny and friendly image on shows, plus he was/is less attractive than most idols, so there you go.


    Idk i think you really got it wrong this time lol

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  22. hmmmmmmmmm i'm not even an elf but i think this article is not entertaining, slow day here at akpfg

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  23. Really agree with you!
    SJ Kyuhyun, Ryeowook, Yesungs saves this otherwise mediocre song!
    Also Shindong is still a tubby, that's not why I hate him, he just suddenly thinks he's hot LOL..
    They're really losing their touch, I see them disbanding soon.

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  24. @11:31 pm

    I'd suck Shindong's dong. nom nom nom

    gargle gargle

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  25. LOL they sounded like ELFs in that video.

    Their ELF fans must be so proud now.

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  26. Dude, the guy's engaged.

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  27. what's funnier than the suck ass song are the comments by the fangirls, and I quote:

    "what a great guy...love his honesty and so true..he is like the oppa next door kind of guy..."

    "Hes so real. I'm loving it! "

    "He's a really confident guy, just confessing that out like that. It's something about him that makes him likable in a way. "

    "He isn't afraid of talking about surgery unlike other male/female idols who apparantly got some fixing but deny it. "

    okay,for starters, he's REAL? Hell-fucking-OO??

    oh,sure,he's honest and confident about his surgery. *cough*Kwanghee in the making*cough*

    of course he's not afraid to talk about it. Because apparently nobody gives a fuck about him.

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  28. Shindong these female idols are comfortable around you because your corpulent body and large square head remind them of a bed and many of them are sleep deprived.

    If there's anything I hate more than a fat pig it's a fat, racist, sexist pig. When is this jackass enlisting? I am so tired of him.

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  29. Shindong is the sh*ttest animal in the planet right now. He's a jack-ass

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  30. FAT FUGLY SHINDONG OR BUFF GAY MAN ?? MM...AT LEAST I CAN HAVE A FAMILY WITH SHINDONG!

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