Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Sooyoung's glorious legs (again)


To be honest, she doesn't even look that bad... until you scroll down. Damn.

Before y'all start complaining about how she is "a shikshin!!" (food goddess) and how her metabolism is abnormally quick, k. Shut the fuck up.

This article is moreso directed at those of you who constantly worship her legs. Fine, let's say she doesn't have a dietary problem. It doesn't take away from the fact that her legs are as skinny as Goo Hara's wrists (trufax). Taking this into account, how the hell can you people say she has the best legs in SNSD, let alone Kpop? Is it delusion? A warped sense of beauty? Or is it merely the fact that Sooyoung (among others) really contributes nothing to the group, so she is stuck with a random attribute in which she is considered "the best"?

37 comments:

  1. Sooyoung is not useless. She provides the sideshow attraction in SNSD as 'The Amazing Walking Chopticks™'. She's actually up there in terms of usefulness with Hyogre™.

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  2. ^
    Are those trademark signs supposed to be clever?

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  3. No, because korea thinks that the skinnier the better and since she has the skinniest legs in snsd they say that.
    Kore's standrads are messed up anyways

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  4. even SNSD admitted that SUNNY has the best body in their group, not Sooyoung.(just some facts from a biased guy)

    anyway, i agree with Anon255. Korea's standards are messed up. if they think 2ne1 is pretty, then...

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  5. Certainly, none of what you said was untrue. But I'm still her fan. Someone doesn't need to be the best at anything for someone else to like them. I don't worship her for anything, I'm a fan for exactly what she is no more no less.

    That said, I'm inclined to disagree with you on believing she has an eating disorder. She's fucking thin I'll give you that, but

    1. She IS naturally thin, so that definitely constitutes part of her physique.

    2. Her diet (which on the contrary of what many 'shikshin' fans might think) is probably for the most part ultra healthy, which in lacking fat and whatnot can at best only maintain a physique and most probably make a person thinner.

    My point is, it looks worse than it is. Calories-wise, I'm pretty sure she's getting enough. Not what I would call an eating DISORDER.

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  6. freshface, make a better article about something more interesting next time.....this one's a snore

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  7. Umph, I could stuck my tongue all up in those chopsticks.

    HNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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  8. What I find funny in this pic is that she has no fat on her legs but the woman in the back has fat enough for both of them. xP

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  9. I'd still tap that... I think

    might get her legs insured beforehand though

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  10. *looks at woman behind her*

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  11. I love how they take pictures from the bottom up to make idols look taller lol. Girl is only like 5'6" in real life... I think they add that extra inch or two for effect. She looks super skinny in real life too, to the point you wonder how serious it is. She has always been thin, but not to the point where she resembles a fucking anorexic barbie (but she seemed really sweet). My sister was anorexic and she looked kinda like sooyoung body wise. All of them are skinny but her, tiffany, and Jessica (she used to have thunder thighs to rival hyo's) are the only ones to worry about.

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  12. Her head looks like it weighs more than the rest of her body. Gross.

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  13. it's that whole, she is unpopular so lets give her some random title so we can feel good about or selves for not worshiping her like we do, Yoona, Taeyeon, Jessica and Tiffany.... sones do things like this alot. They attach all these weird "titles" to the least popular members so that they can feel better about shouting "the power of 9" when really they support 4/9.

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  14. i was wondering did she got botox or something?
    icredibly skinny body but chubby face?

    she's not that skinny during snsd's old times but her face gets more and more chubbier.......

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  15. kommie you should be an author.

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  16. She is a lollipop now and it looks disturbing.

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  17. I don't hate Sooyoung but her legs aren't all that, they're too skinny, not really her fault since she's naturally thin... I like Tiffany or Sunny legs more.

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  18. Why do people care about legs all the time, she might as well cover her face then :S

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  19. @8:36
    probably or fat injection. it's SM. people noticed her face changed since before japan debut.

    Sooyoung is one of my fav member even though i don't like SNSD.....:P but that girl leg is the size of her arm~ and the skinny body make her head look really.....big :( the only reason she's boast for BEST LEG is because 1. it's korea, they like skinny girls. 2. she's "tall" 170cm/5.6ft and even though it's average height int. standard, it's tall for asian countries and even then AS members still have longer legs than her ie. UEE. i like sooyoung but i don't get the hype over her leg. :\

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  20. I CAN TELL THIS ARTICLE WAS DIRECTED TOWARDS ME!

    Bad David, bad.

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  21. do a Sunny article next and mention how gross her face is

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  22. lol her face is like ":/ pls stop staring at my legs and just buy snsd merchandise"

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  23. You should've picked someone other than Hara. She's the model of chopstick legs.

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  24. All her fat goes to her face. It's weird.

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  25. She looks like a Chupachups...

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  26. Euggghhh corpse bride legs.

    Did she really get stuff done to make her face fatter?

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  27. don't all girls want legs like that ? she's pretty unless you're in denial.

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  28. ^Agree

    Yes, lets bash on how skinny Sooyoung is blah, blah, blah......This has all been done before, why don't you actually try coming up with something new or at least slightly humorous? :/

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  29. Sooyoung and Siwon are rumored to be dating. Siwon got the lower end of the deal.

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  30. ahhh shit the picture is now gone. Can anyone give me the links please? :)

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  31. lol atleast she's eating all she wants unlike anorexic jessica and tiffany

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  32. SHE HAS THE BEST LEGS BECAUSE THEY ARE SHAPED THE BEST! AND THEY LOOK UNIQUE.

    ALL THE OTHER GIRLS IN THE GROUP HAVE SIMILAR LOOKING LEGS. APART FROM TIFFANY AND HYOYEON'S LEGS WHICH ARE KINDA ON THE CHUBBIER CURVY SIDE

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  33. Koreans have a warped sense of beauty. They think stick figures look good! Blame them.

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  35. im not agree with fans saying because of Outfit (red) failure. i thought because of that outfit are reveal everything. tops is tight look at her waist and arm, and bottom i mean on skirt outfit her legs are way too skinny

    im 174cm asian female and i ever reach 45kg body weight. its look like the same sooyoung in Paparazi MV. im quite shock saw her thin legs, and thin upper body. just look like me

    Ppl around me too, complaining me im being too skinny, because i have no curve. i have butt but my bust seem flat because tall girl almost doesnt have that before shes pregnant or breastfeeding..

    Tall asian girl like me, very hard to gain weight, eat more not the solution. ive got 5 kgs additional, but the day after tommorow, i lose 3 kg

    even hi protein milk doesnt help much.
    i thinks thats normal for asian girl but she should try gain weight to have curve. soory to say, skinny girl look awkward when dancing. like shes unhealthy and her body llook so fragile.. (even the fact was not)

    PS sorry for my english

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  36. Is this the picture?

    http://tinyurl.com/c99z7vr

    it says it's deleted

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