Monday, November 18, 2013

Hani raps better than your oppas

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After listening to these three pieces of shit in the past week, Hani sounds jjangbak in comparison.


Netizen comments that I just made up contain banal shit like this:

1. [+578, -42] I'm a member of the human race that possesses a vagina, so I can't agree with this. My oppas are so good no matter what.

2. [+498,-31] This bitch sucks. She can't match the Vulcan flow of TOP, the world-class flow of G Dragon, and Taeyang oppa is hot, so that means he raps well.

3. [+450,-954] Man, fuck these stupid fangirls. Hani can rap all day as long as she squeezes my head between her heavenly thighs.

4. [+423,-87] Hi, this is Soyeon Friend from Anti Kpop-Fangirl. I know AKF will write about this because he never shuts up about Hani in the Skype chat.

5. [+364,-51] Man, it just shows how bad Big Bang is at rapping when someone like Hani, who isn't even a rapper in her group, out-raps the homos in Big Bang.

6. [+323,-82] Hani is a goddess. Also, Big Bang is gay.


24 comments:

  1. Nayeon's VibratorNovember 18, 2013 at 8:02 AM

    Hey Joeyeon, there's never too much Hani. Neveeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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  2. zakuNovember 18, 2013 at 8:05 AM

    Fuck you nigga TOP is jjangbak af
    Vulcan flows outta this world bitch

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  3. lezkpopfangirlNovember 18, 2013 at 8:50 AM

    She's ok, she seems to be above kpop rap standards.
    I don't know how obsessed you can be with Hani, since Exid has only released 2 songs. And I only like the subgroup single.

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  4. NoNovember 18, 2013 at 8:56 AM

    Rap sucks.

    "Hani is a goddess. Also, Big Bang is gay." - Agreed.

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  5. mikeycknowsrnbNovember 18, 2013 at 9:51 AM

    idk what top is saying since its in korean but the beat and his flow is typical mainstream american hip hop standards so its all fine by me.

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  6. GeassuNovember 18, 2013 at 11:20 AM

    [+69, -9] I have a boner right now

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  7. 364LeinadNovember 18, 2013 at 2:06 PM

    I went to the Kpopalypse school of "Looks = Talent" and whilst I will give you that Hani is far superior to the unholy trinity of BIGBANG she fails to be better than Bang Yongguk or Kim Hyeongkon simply because she is not as good looking as either of them are.
    In all honesty though, THIS is thee best rapper in rap history
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i30E2dE1l4E

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    1. lezkpopfangirlNovember 18, 2013 at 4:26 PM

      WOAH! Qri unnie should go solo. LOL.
      I want to say that she has improved, but then I realize that I have nothing to compare it to. If you put together all of Qri's singing/rapping parts from all of t-ara korean and japanese discography, this 35sec clip would still be longer.

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    2. NoNovember 18, 2013 at 4:48 PM

      WARNING:
      Video has loud shit at the beginning.
      Was just having my headphones on and the volume a bit louder than usual because I was watching a movie and this shit nearly blew my ears.

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    3. incheonNovember 18, 2013 at 9:20 PM

      IU has something to say about that:

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBzEex9yDC8

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    4. 364LeinadNovember 18, 2013 at 9:39 PM

      I'm so excited for the control raps of each

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    5. lezkpopfangirlNovember 18, 2013 at 10:04 PM

      Jiyeon beats them all, such because she is hot:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sBAMjZR_ag

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    6. 364LeinadNovember 20, 2013 at 5:41 PM

      I am 67.5% sure that this is just Jiyeon lipsyncing to Eunjung's rap







      Jiyeon is still the best rapper in kpop though

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  8. JensenNovember 19, 2013 at 2:15 AM

    >Rap
    >Good

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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  9. 아저씨November 19, 2013 at 12:09 PM

    I spoke too soon. I'm gonna have to see Ashley rap to say she is on Hani's level. JFC how can someone be so perfect.

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  10. ziodonatoNovember 19, 2013 at 1:48 PM

    Every night would have been such a great song without the rap bits (but that's not Hani's fault).

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    1. 아저씨November 19, 2013 at 3:21 PM

      That song was like 85% Dasoni plus LE rapping anyway. Give Hani the rap parts and Solji the other two verse parts and we're good.

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  11. SaemiKimNovember 20, 2013 at 10:25 PM

    Well, my honest opinion here.
    I hated GD's and Taeyang's mvs, but TOP's was actually pretty well done.
    However, exid honestly sucks. Those niggas are boring as fuck.

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  12. UnknownNovember 30, 2013 at 5:00 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWK4-jCPKRQ

    just if some of u guys havent seen this yet

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  13. UnknownDecember 4, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    Now I see why people say the Internet is full of trolls, antis, and negativity. It speaks alot when one person alone (Antikpopfangirl admin) can be worse than the Netizenbuzz comment section back in early 2013.
    By the way, that girl is basic as fuck.

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  14. AnonymousDecember 4, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    I hope the writer of this article doesn't actually believe this. I don't know about rapping but to me, that girl does sound pretty basic. Also, you like to shit on TOP and G-dragon's rapping, but they're both admired by Tiger JK though.
    And I don't know how you can call "Who You?" a "piece of shit."

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