Wednesday, November 13, 2013

[MV Review] Kara - French Kiss



This song can go French kiss a shit-filled asshole. If this is the last song we get to hear from Kara, well, fuck.

34 comments:

  1. dis song is dedicated 2 all mah oppars.

    frensh kiz me oppar !!!!
    <3 am saesang u latr.

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    1. Also I swear to god it sounds like they say "Osama Lada..." ya feel me? This song was released as Terrorist interrogation treatment.

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    2. *Dramatically takes off glasses* My God... you're not wrong.

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  2. And Nicole never put her tongue on Jing

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    1. We set our expectations too high and the title was misleading.

      I'm hoping that Nicole will pull the 'fuck it, I'm leaving' card during the next award show and start sucking the maknae's face.

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    2. That would be awesome and recorded on my fap dreams.

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  3. It's like the ultimate shitstorm for you, a short aegyo PV from Japan.

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  4. The definition of cutesy boredom.
    Kara has been pretty much shit with their Japanese releases.

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    1. And the Japanese prove they have the shittiest taste.

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    2. Too broad of a statement lol. This could be referring to porn and I would still agree.

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  5. off topic. it is just too funny: http://www.change.org/petitions/allkpop-com-shut-down-allkpop#description

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    1. If they want people to ignore Allkpop they're doing it wrong.

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  6. This song sucks a fuck. But then, it is a Christmas-themed song so to be expected I guess.

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    1. It's an improvement from remaking All I Want For Christmas Is You foe the ten millionth time at least.

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    2. Or "Grown Up Christmas Wish", ugh.

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  7. This is For Xmas Theme ..did you expect anything?..

    But i love what i a hearing so far..well KARA always looks good. HARA seems gained weight a little again.

    well like before Hammie always ALONE and single... why don't DSP give hugging and kissing SCENE for once?

    love to imagine lolz!

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    1. DSP made Kara's image too safe, THEREFORE, their level of fame and charisma is equally boring.

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    2. Boring for you..yeah for you..but not for US...
      that's ok...

      KARA's charisma is unique and equal.

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    3. You know you're playing it safe when 'pandora' was seen as risky by fans and critics alike. Maybe that's why I love em... oh so wholesome.

      I really wanted to see some christmas themed twerking or pole work before Nicole left.

      Sidenote: They really should start associating sex with xmas. We all know that when your parents hit the eggnog a little too hard, the sound from their bedroom isn't them rearranging furniture.

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  8. This is fucking BS
    if KARA is gonna release a song called French Kiss it is expected that the MV will entail a scene of the members lezzing out.
    I feel ripped off

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    1. i believe this is enough for you heheh

      http://i.minus.com/ioK2hecg0NdAg.gif

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  9. Would any of them like an Australian kiss? It's like a French kiss , only it's down under.

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  10. A very thorough and comprehensive review, it almost changed my life!

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  11. So beautiful. Still not as great as Kpopalypse oppar's article, but you are getting there.

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  12. I don't get it. I liked the song, if not for the "Osama Lada" lyrics. Eternal "j-pop" cutesy songs fan.

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  13. At least everyone looks good. Especially Hara and Seungyeon.

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    1. I thought I was the only one who thought that Hara and Seungyeon looked especially fappable in this PV(MV?)

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    2. oh my GOD... check jiyoung @ Kiss me dance with butt moves hehehe <3 nosebleed

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    3. Jing is hot, but looks like she doesn't get it lmao

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    4. Nah, Jing doesn't do anything for me. Yeah, she's cute, but something about her seems like she'd be annoying as hell. Hara and Seungyeon seem like to really honest chicks too. I like that.

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