Friday, May 27, 2016

BoA Needs to Endorse a Lingerie Brand


So I was watching BoA's new CF earlier this morning. When I saw her in her workout outfit, she triggered...my penis.

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  1. Oh my god it's that fucking "corn tea" shit that they sell in the food court where I always go to have lunch. It actually tastes like a bunch of people my age fapped to BoA and bottled the results.

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    1. so what you saying is that you have drank cum?

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    2. I've fapped so hard that I've jizzed in my own mouth, and it pretty much tasted like that stuff BoA is endorsing

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    3. What's a corn tea anyway? Is it like raw High Fructose Corn Syrup made into a drink?

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    4. Some bullshit like that, it seems. I'm not entirely sure, but it's pretty awful. They call it "silk corn tea" or something to make it sound smooth and nice.

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    5. The idea of a corn flavored drink makes me want to vomit.

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    6. It would be alright to me if it actually tasted anything like corn.

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    7. Well thanks for the recommendation

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