Wednesday, May 11, 2016

Inkigayo Claims Lovelyz as "Sexy"


SBS uploaded Lovelyz' performance from Inkigayo, and they state that "Destiny" is a sexy stage. Sure, Lovelyz is the best new female idol group out of the current crop of new girl groups, but sexy isn't what I would describe them as...except for Mijoo.

She's so sexy that she even causes boners doing the duckface.


This evil cretin even makes innocent concepts sexy.

It's confirmed: Lee Mijoo is a North Korean spy sent to infiltrate an idol group with a cute concept so that lonely and desolate fangirls attack Lovelyz. This is all Kim Jong Un's plan to destroy South Korea's "soft" power. The nuclear bombs are just a distraction while he tries to destroy the Hallyu Wave, one incredibly sexy woman in a cute girl group at a time.

14 comments:

  1. She's wearing lingerie on stage so I guess someone forgot to tell her it's an innocent concept.

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  2. It's funny how concepts work in k-pop. The same lenght skirt is cute if is pastel colourer, it's sexy if it's red or black and it's innocent if it's white. (just a bunch of conclusions i read out from reddit discusions...)

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  3. Who can find those boring faces sexy?

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    1. I don't know, they all seem like generic, replaceable faces to me.

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    2. Actually, 3 of them are really ugly, but one of them seems pretty. Don't know any of their names, though.

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    3. Let me try to go through them as objectively as I could, strictly imho style (though tilted heavily towards East Asian preference):

      Mijoo is as complete a package as any visual can get;
      Jisoo is decent, though not as anticipated in the beginning;
      Yein is fine. She ain't pretty, but she is ok and has good height;
      Sujeong and Kei are like sisters due to the same hairstyle they spot. Kei looks like a cute high schooler. Sujeong can look bad sometime with her cheek but she compensated with good height and proportions. I won't call either of them ugly;
      Jiae can look bad sometime but other time decent. I won't call that ugly too;
      Soul and Jin look more like typical neighborhood girls, but are they considered as ugly? I don't think so. Just very ordinary.

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  4. Mijoo is the lewdest. If you follow them enough, you can tell she's the loose cannon of Lovelyz. Half part of her do not belong in that group.

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  5. seems as if their bodies can't match being innocent as they have very sexy figures. No homo.

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  6. What's the best thing to see from Lovelyz? I notice them everywhere, I just don't know how to get into them though

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    1. My favorite title tracks are "Hi~" and "Ah-Choo", and for album tracks it's "Secret Journey" and "Rapunzel". The best thing to see from them, however, has to be their a capella cover of "Beat It". https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKT_HXcbJ-M

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  7. I love it when idols get lazy, or get irritated wearing panties under safety shorts, that they stop wearing panties altogether. What happens is the safety shorts become the underwear itself, nice.

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  8. Yuo know that girl that you find annoying but still would bang? That's Kei for me, I would bang her until she can't do any aegyo

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