Tuesday, May 17, 2016

IOI - Dream Girls


If this overhyped group only lasts a year like many sites have stated, I will thank the K-Pop gods because this song is awful.

This song is 2016's rendition of SNSD's "I Got A Boy," but not so bad that I plan on writing a fanfic about how bad it is. 

The chanting at the beginning? Awful.

The super generic beat that starts after the chanting? Awful.

The pre-chorus that starts with Somi's rap? Awful.

The chorus? Mediocre enough to listen to without wanting to instantly skip the song, but the verse right after is awful, and then it's followed by a rap section that comes out of nowhere.

This song is akin to attaching several severed schlongs together and packaging it as a cunt-crushing double-sided dildo. It doesn't matter how you package it when the actual substance is shit.

I've read (not that closely) that the group will have some sub-units and will basically promote for the whole year.

But hey, this lets me see Dia's Chaeyeon even more this year.


I honestly tried to think about some other positives, but Chaeyeon was just about it. Hopefully IOI's next song is good so that they have a good song to back up all of the publicity they receive.

16 comments:

  1. The best part is up until the mic check 1 2 3 4 finished, chorus is pretty awful.

    This group reminded me of one of my recent hook ups where I was watching Produce 101 (despite having no interest in it) with some guy in his house. We kept drinking wine as we watch them, we slowly got drunk and we fucked. That was a good day.

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    2. Do you think he was imagining banging one of those K chicks?


      W-w-were you?

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    3. "I can't fuck Momo up the ass, so this guy will do."

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    4. Real questions here:

      Would a gay guy, despite not being sexually attracted to women, still fuck them in the ass?

      Alternatively, would a gay guy get pegged by a woman?

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    5. 1. I personally wouldn't, and thr thought of it is just off putting, but then again maybe that's because hooking up between gays are so common and easy.

      2. Similar answer, but you know I would just ask her to give me the strap on dildo and let me do my thing while she can have a nice tea time or something. Being drilled by an actual meat is much different than a dildo so if you're gonna fuck me with a dildo anyway there's little point to it.

      Also the first question can be reversed really, like would you fuck a guy in the ass?

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    6. Same, keep the vag away from me

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    7. Am I the only straight one who visits this site? If so, I'm okay with this. More Choa for me.

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  2. As Monty Python once said "Nothing will come from nothing ya know what they say?".

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  3. 2016 IGAB with partnered with a 2016 ITNW music video

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  4. Sounds like someone made a mashup without knowing what they were doing.

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  5. Everything about this was a disappointment. The screen time, line distribution, song itself, mv.. i was expecting a dance break from chungha, yunjeong (forgot her name, the starship one) to vocal wank.. hell, they should have just stuck with Crush as their debut song. And it was the first time i anticipated a debut too

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  6. While I agree that this song sounds like a few different pieces messily thrown together, it's grown on me. I've watched the MV a few times, and there are a few good things, like Yoojung's rap at 2:01 (she has good flow), Pinky/Zhou's "Lets Go!" at 2:29, which is immediately followed by Sohye (the girl on the right during the "We're here to rock the show" part) clumsily jogging forward and making it obvious that she's still an awkward dancer

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  7. Whereas IGAB had some good individual parts, the song overall suffered from how disjointedly they were put together. This song doesn't have anything going for it. I only liked the high-pitched verses before the awful pre-chorus rap.

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  8. Watching Sixteen now, Somi seemed liked she was 75% baked, not half-baked I mean but close to perfection, she visibly needs to improve more. Maybe her time in Produce 101 and in I.O.I helped her, and I think it did from the one or two videos I've seen of her.

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  9. Even Crush was less of a mess. The mini album is a mess too. Seems like they're trying more to make quick bank off the girls based on the hype rather than give them half decent songs to perform. Sad.

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