Sunday, August 21, 2011
JYPE proves Suzy is not a whore... by signing her up as a lolita!
She's modeling for a fragrance called "Si Lolita" in what is obviously a COMPLETELY PURE AND INNOCENT AD THAT HAS NO SEXUAL CONNOTATIONS WHATSOEVER.
Great to see JYPE protecting her image amid widespread criticism and accusations of whoredom.
That see-through lace camisole draped over her pillowy, youthful bosom is just a nice fashion piece.
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ReplyDeleteshe's so freakin cute. I love suzy. I would do anything to tag team her and sohee from WG.
ReplyDeleteLOL WTF IS THIS GIVING ME?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.google.com/search?q=Si+Lolita&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi&biw=1920&bih=971
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http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/images/Si-Lolita-Visual-B.jpg
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http://1pic1day.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Charlotte-le-bon-si-lolita.jpg
icwudt jyp
^ Oh my those links. Why the fuck isn't that Suzy!
ReplyDeleteikr^
ReplyDeleteThat first pic of Suzy is good fap material
ReplyDeleteJealous much? LOL just cuz you can't have the same beautiful image as suzy
ReplyDeletewho's a hoeee?? (hoeeee!!!)
ReplyDeleteman, at first it was good fapping material....then i realized there's nothing she showed. =/
Why do they need to "prove she's not a whore"?
ReplyDeleteShe doesn't choose this shit, she's just getting paid, it's not like she's sucking dicks for money.
She looks good and she's getting paid for it.
"Why do they need to "prove she's not a whore"?"
ReplyDeleteBecause she had a ton of criticism after the sex kitten outfit thing and the bands on her legs during performances. We made an article about how ridiculous netizens were being about both.
"She doesn't choose this shit, she's just getting paid, it's not like she's sucking dicks for money."
Yeah, that is exactly the point I was making with the article, hence saying JYPE did it.
You see, this article is about the insanity of fangirls who hate Suzy out of their jealousy and how JYPE is cool because they don't give a shit about protecting her image from delusional nutters.
Wow... jokes are a lot less fun when you have explain them. Thanks for shitting on my fun with your dull-witted reading.
Sorry, it's just that your attempt at satire was so inconsistent that it made it difficult to discern your real point.
ReplyDeleteAt first I was getting that you were making fun of the fact that people think she's a whore for such trivial reasons in the first place but then you criticise JYPE for allowing her to promote a fragrance called "Si Lolita".
You shit on the fans then shit on JYPE for the exact same reason that the fans are shitting on Suzy.
^ You should see the other ads for the perfume. Someone else posted them up earlier. Or Google it. Then you'll understand. o__o
ReplyDeleteThis brand is totally popular in Korea though, if anything it'll make her even more popular and create more hornballs in a country where legal age is 14...
ReplyDeleteIt's only inconsistent if you feel there must be sides that you choose between. Everything can be shat on from some angle because nobody is being realistic or genuine except Suzy, who is just doing a job for money. This is the ridiculous climate the insanity of fangirls creates. Why does JYPE have to explain away their marketing decisions? Widespread delusion.
ReplyDeleteSurprising how long it is taking people to understand this, as it is the basis of the blog. We are the South Park of kpop.
^ Well said.
ReplyDeleteThe Suzy-whore dynamic is satire.
"We are the South Park of Kpop"
ReplyDeleteAMEN!
She's hot. The end.
ReplyDeleteShe's a whore. Fin.
ReplyDeletethis is actually the best solo pictures she's ever taken, but yeah lately JYP has been turning Suzy into jailbait, probably cause its only a matter of time before she becomes 18
ReplyDeleteshe's a mega cutie, but also looks really dumb to me, a face typical of people with below the average IQ
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