[MV Review] SNSD - Lion Shart

I don't know what is worse: the song or the MV promoting the message that bestiality is okay. Everything about this piece of shit wants me to throw up, except for how good the members look.



When I reviewed SNSD's "Party," I said it was alright. A lot of people got mad at me for not saying it was a piece of shit. Of course the song is a piece of shit -- everything released by SNSD is shit. However, SNSD has their own scale because it's just too easy to say "SNSD released this song so of course it's shit." That's a universal truth just like saying "YG's music sucks gorilla cock." "Party" is alright compared to SNSD's other garbage, but it still sucked.

"Lion Heart" is even worse. There's not one redeemable aspect about this song. It has a weak-as-fucking-shit chorus repeating "Lion Shart" over and over. As anyone knows, the chorus should be the best part of the song, but the already bare-bones instrumental doesn't pick up or anything.

Homosexuals like Zaku tried comparing this to an A Pink song. However, Shinsadong Tiger actually creates melodies worth listening to and that are more complex than the diarrhea SNSD has been releasing this year. Sure, both songs are "light pop" or "bubblegum pop," and it's fine if you don't like that kind of pop music. However, "Lion Shart" doesn't really have a melody. Each instrument plays the same few notes in the same sequence the whole song, so once you have listened to the song for 4 seconds, you have heard the whole song. This is one of those boring-ass songs carried by the vocals, but if I wanted vocals to carry a song, I'd listen to some shit my Mariah Carey to help me fall the fuck asleep.

Anyway, the reason why I call this "Lion Shart" because this song is a shart. For those of you who don't know what a shart is, it is when you try to fart, but you end up shitting yourself. That's exactly what this song is. It was most likely intended to be a filler track on the album, so it wouldn't be that offensive because you could easily ignore the song. It's like how a fart's stench is only temporary. However, this is a promoted track, so this song is harder to remove from your conscious. That represents the shit in your underwear, as you have to run some hot water through your underwear as you rinse it off over the sink, and if they happened to be white, you'd also have to add some bleach when you put the underwear in the washer.

I would go look up some pictures to post here, but that would force me to think about this song more than one should have to.