Super Junior announces 5th album concept is ‘Ubersexual’
What?
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Sorry, repeat.
WHAT?
What does that even mean for a concept?!
SME representatives: "their new concept is ‘Ubersexual‘, meaning the boys are pursuing a more stylish and masculine image, but yet it’ll still be sexy and suave" "The teaser has a sensual concept to create more masculine stylish appearance and to let Super Junior members to let out their exotic charm."
To those of you who also blurted out "wtf", this is a definition I found:

... What the balls!?
If the previous teaser pictures released are the "embodiment of the perfect man" and are seriously considered masculine, suave, and sexy, then clearly I need a hardcore ELF to teach me again what a man is because maybe, just maybe, I am the delusional fangirl here thinking this is strange.