I don't mind admitting it - I liked Gangkiz. The "Lovey Dovey" rip
off "Honey Honey" was great, and the spaghetti western-influenced "Mama"
was even better - it actually captured underrated pop/soundtrack
producer Ennio Morricone's
melodic and harmonic choices instead of just lifting his most
well-known sound effects and square-pegging them into the round hole of
k-pop melody, rhythm and harmony (most recent example of the latter: BEG's "Kill
Bill"). Sure, they were just a bunch of models, they sunk like a stone
commercially, their CEO is nuts, but like I give a fuck about any of
that stuff if the songs are this good. All that other shit is their
problem, not mine. Maybe no-one else bought that "Mama" mini-album but I
SURE DID (ask me to show you on the stream next weekend, you know you want to), and I was sad when most of the members then (understandably) flew the coop.
Oh look, I just typed out a whole paragraph about Gang Kiz without mentioning Haein's boobs. What was I thinking.
