KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW - Neil Hannigan (ex-trainee at SM Entertainment)

Hello lovely readers!  KPOPALYPSE INTERVIEW is back once again to entertain you all!

This time Kpopalypse is interviewing ex-trainee at SM Entertainment, Neil Hannigan!  Read on to find out more!

POSITIVE POST - Jessica (ex-SNSD)

Hey everyone, it's your good friend Kpopalypse, back again to share lovely positive vibes with all of you fantastic readers!  This post is especially dedicated to appreciating the lovely charms of Jessica!

Fuckin' mergers - how do THEY work?

A few people have asked me over the last few weeks if I had any thoughts about the SM/Woollim merger.  If you're one of those three people, this post is for you.  If not, I'll try and make it entertaining enough that you don't fall asleep while reading it, although if you feel the need to slice open the veins on your forearm and pour caffeine directly into the gaping wound just to keep your eyes open during this shit, I won't blame you.  I certainly melted down and mainlined a bunch of Cadburys just to write this.

So apparently ELFs are accusing SM Entertainment of being biased towards SNSD.

Oppars never get treated well ;____;

SNSD gets their own VEVO channel with uploaded live perfs! Suju & SHINee oppas get nothing! Even fail(x) gets nothing! ;____;

Lee Soo Man's whisper is the lucifer ;____; 

Even though Kim Young Min's the CEO now.

It doesn't matter though, those 9 sluts are sleeping around and getting special treatment!!!11111 :(

Omo, what will happen to my oppars? :(

Will they end up flipping burgers in McDonalds after their contract gets over? :(

Or will they go to Thailand and pursue their dreams of becoming an exotic dancer?

At the end of the day, nothing changes and no1curr either.

We lahv K-pop drama.

DRAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

DUH-RAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!