The Kpopalypse 2016 bias list

I have no fucking idea why so many people care about my biases in k-pop, but it seems that plenty of you do because I get asked questions about this shit all the time even though my bias lists are publicly available to all.  Nevertheless, I'll freely admit that the landscape of hot women in k-pop has changed somewhat since my last bias list post 18 months ago, and therefore a revisit of this important topic may be relevant, so that means it's time for an update!  Who is on the Kpopalypse bias list for 2016?

GFriend Exposes a Hilarious (and Horrifying) Belief Of Korean Teenagers

Who would've thought it would have been GFriend to spawn this ...

So GFriend was on a show called "My Little Television" where the group went to a guy's house and found toilet paper next to his computer. The jokes write themselves, and the GFriend members were not shy in making some non-extreme fap jokes. Now when I first heard this, I laughed because, well, a group like GFriend making fap jokes is funny. Of course, nothing can be enjoyed these days without people on Pann bitching about how problematic it is.

However, the comments are a step above the regular idiocy that we've come to expect ...

Kpopalypse's 10 most fappable k-pop music videos of 2015

Let's be real for a moment and mention that apart from a few crybabies that can't handle what I write, and a few other people who don't follow k-pop closely and therefore appreciate the discovery value of finding stuff that they missed, nobody gives a shit about any of my lists apart from this one.  Favourite songs, worst songs?  Who the fuck cares about some Australian asshole's opinion.  Christmas bullshit?  It's a foregone conclusion that it all sucks, every year.  Don't worry readers, I know what you really want.

The year has come and gone so now is the time you've been waiting for, where Kpopalypse reveals the most fappable faptastic k-pop FVs of 2015!  Prepare yourself appropriately and read on if you dare!

The ultimate K-POP ASSES - 13 weapons of ass destruction!

Here it is, the one you've been waiting for - the ass post!

Because I'm not really an ass kind of guy, I left the selection of asses up to you - this list does not reflect my personal preferences but what you, the reader, enjoy the most.  I constructed this post in three stages using the following process:

1. I collected ass suggestions from ask.fm and also from this Anti Kpop-Fangirl post.
2. I put up a survey using your suggestions (plus a few more) so you can rate the suggested ass.
3. I collated the data into the post that you're now reading.

If your fave isn't in these lists - it's probably your own fault.  You should have nominated them when you had the chance, so it's a little late to complain now.  Let's be honest though - they probably wouldn't have held their own against the winners anyway.  Drop your browser down low like a twerker and check out the results below.

WARNING: GIF-heavy post.  I've used GIFs rather than still images as GIFs are less likely to be shopped, so we're more likely to be evaluating the true assets in question.  Those with slow computers or Internet might need to click to load the page and then go make a cup of coffee or something while it loads.

KPOPALYPSE survey - the results!

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Seven Simple Rules for Fapping to Kpop

It's time to lay down some ground rules.

Eye Candy (After School Edition)

Straight out the Fuckin' Dungeons of Fap, After School is setting the bar way too fucking high for their impending come back. The level of eye candy on offer from these chicks is even putting SNSD to shame. Yes I said it, even with Taeyeon's new unbelievably cute hair, After School are really going all out to visually stimulate K-pop listeners.


I don't have to write shit. This is news in itself.

Jooyeon beckons; come hither and witness the fap within.