The Good: Seohyun and Taeyeon. Impressive shit, girls. On an afterthought, Yuri deserves a spot here too. Despite her obvious lack of talent, she was looked fucking hooooooooooot (and really, that's the only reason any of us are still here, looks). The outfits were pretty cool too, well, except for the bovine-as-fuck cow suits worn by Jessica, Sooyoung, and Tiffany. I might add that the actual vocals were pretty decent (compared to, I don't know, Chi Chi).
The Bad: Fany's terrible fucking adlibs. Terrible. "Yeee-uh..... you know" "We bring the boys out, we bring the boys out..... yee-uh" "Get up-huh" "That's funny". That is funny Fany, in an excruciating sort of way. And might I mention the annoying fucking hand-flourishes that managed to infest every second of the performance? Do not want.
The Boys: Hyoyeon. Sunny. Sica. Wait, Sica? You heard me. He plastic surgeon dun fucked up (or maybe it was his twisted intention to bring the first (known) horse-man into existence). The first two don't need explaining (Sunny does look rather dashing as a man), but my fucking #1 bias has been raped in the face. I mean, when feedback from the actual fangirls themselves becomes negative, you know something is wrong.
At least she still has boobs, and please don't tell me these were a result of the same surgeon that did her face... if so, I'd hate to see what they look like underneath those clothes.... Oh. Well if you're offering....
