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Thursday, October 13, 2011

NOT MY SICA, YOU BITCH.


I like Taecyeon. See, contrary to popular belief, he is not some arrogant douchebag that is much too popular for his own good (quite like Yoona, who is actually an awesome awesome girl). He is an amiable dude with a very genuine smile; an easy-to-like sort of guy. In fact, he is was one of my favorite members of 2PM (although that is not saying much).

However, there are some lines that you just don't cross. Other lines that require cruel and unusual punishment. One in particular, that is punishable by death. Taecyeon just crossed it.

So being the civilized, rational fan that I am, I wrote Taecyeon a reconciliation letter. See, because nothing makes me happier than seeing Sica find her personal source of happiness in life; I could care less about myself. So, the letter:

I WILL SNATCH YOU SO FAST UP YOUR FUCKING HAIR. I WILL CHOKE YOU WITH A BITCH SO GET THE FUCK OUT MY KITCHEN OKAY. YOU BEST GET OUT MY FACE GET OUTTA HERE BITCH, I WILL STOMP THE YARD ON YOUR BODY.