This list has lots of embedded videos and could get lag-heavy. Don't view on your mobile phone with the shitty low-megabyte data plan!
Also, if this post is too mean and nasty for you and you'd wish that I would write something positive and happy instead, my best k-pop songs of 2013 list is a thing that also exists so why not go and read that, you whiny fucking bitch. Anyway, that's enough of the preamble, let's get started.
