Yo yo yo yo~ Whaddup. I'm your random over-charismatic, over-excited-for-no-reason MC here to host the finals of the most legendary Kpop Music Awards Show ever to exist, The Ultimate Kpop Music Awards Show! Judged and voted by the most professional, most experienced, and the smartest of music critics in the entire world, which makes it totally legit. This show aims at rewarding idols not for their popularity, or their personality, but purely for music quality. We (meaning I alone...) entrusted you, AKF readers, to this very important mission.
So don't fucking throw tomatoes at me if your oppars/noonas/unnies/waifus didn't win anything because I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THESE RESULTS.
Alright, lets cut the crap. Here's your winners. But remember folks, they're all winners in the end! Right?
(Pff... Nah)
