Dude is a genius in one sense, but he shouldn't have used Seohyun as his dead wife.
Instead of condemning him, I thought of how to try to one-up the guy. I thought of three different ways to arouse sympathy from bystanders if I was in that dude's shoes.
In my second attempt, my Japanese waifu Toda Erika represents my ex-wife. We enjoyed a blissful marriage and we were as happy as you could possibly be. While she was giving me an amazing blowjob, she stopped right before I was about to climax. I thought she was just teasing me, but then she pulled out a samurai sword and chopped off my penis. I lay in bed screaming in agonizing pain as she takes a huge dump on my face and then used her butt cheeks to smear her feces over my face. Now I need money for therapy and penis reattachment surgery.
Which one is your favorite scenario and why?