Thursday, June 26, 2014

Stupid Things Fangirls Utter 60

This week's photo comes from our very own Krakenoid:




Thank you for your submission!

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Okay. There is a lot to discuss here.

First of all, the screen shotter's friend's name is Soap? That is actually the least concerning part of this conversation. I am so confused over the pictures complimenting the name. What does a bowl of piping hot food, two show dancers, and a frying pan with a cooked sunny side up egg have to do with identifying this friend? I can't even comprehend-

The previous conversation's end, along with the beginning of the one is question is so... mindless sounding as well. It sounds very... brainless-teenage-girl-esque. Did they have nothing better to talk about? lolol ;3

I hope Soap's mother overrides her desire to name the baby Kai. I mean, if the mother actually liked it, then please go ahead. But never, ever let that boy grow up to realize his older sister named him after an EXO member because she is an obsessed EXOtic.

Even the friend sounds a little concerned with that proposal. The "Well" implicates that even the iPhone user him/herself is like "okay we should probably change the subject before this gets weird".

 "Yesssss". Does that sound creepy to anyone else, or is that just me? 

At least we know the gender. Congratulations on the new baby brother, Soap. Don't corrupt him. 


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19 comments:

  1. The image seems to be broken. And I tweaked my name cause somebody noticed that it was too "Normal" lol

    Off-topic: Have any of the authors here thought about setting up a Facebook page/group for AKF? I mean... come on! We can do stuff! We can worship the Core Cyclopean Matriarch, we can sniff each others buttholes with sulli_fag's guidance, we can fap to Kojima Haruna and do a prayer vigil for her immediate transfer to JAV, and we can sew each other up so we can be a Human Centipede.... THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS

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    1. We do have a Skype.chat group running. Some of the members are also friends on facebook

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    1. Don't worry, Shinbi will probably get it fixed soon, just wait 'til August (2015)

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  3. Soap, our intel was off. The Russians have mobile SAMs.

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    1. Lol you. That's what I thought as well

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    2. [2] Love the modern warfare story and characters.

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    3. "What the hell kind of a name is "Soap", eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?"

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  4. This is what happens when Shinbi writes articles three months in advance.

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    1. Also, that screenshot was an actual conversation between me and my cousin, must I explain the method I use to name my contacts?

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    2. Is it the first thing they tried to drink as a child?

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  6. This is irrelevant but I like the name Kai.

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    1. It's actually a name in German.

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  8. Sorry - I did not realise the photo did not work initially. When I looked at the "preview" version (before I schedule them), it showed up fine. My mistake.

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