Saturday, July 16, 2016

Kick the Greedy Kimchi Whores Out of China and Japan!


Yoona, Greedy Kimchi Whore #1.


Krystal, Greedy Kimchi Whore #2.


As you probably know, a lot of international fans are mad about Chinese nationalism. It has spread to Korea, where you can see Korean netizens hating on Victoria, Cao Lu and Fei for being Chinese nationalists. However, these Korean netizens do not realize their own hypocrisy, which is the funniest thing in all of this.

In example one, Koreans gave Kim Soo Hyun and Jun Ji Hyun shit for promoting a Chinese mineral water company over the disputed Changbai/Baekdu Mountain. 

In example two, Koreans gave Kara shit over staying silent on Dokdo/Takeshima/Liancourt Rocks. 

In essence, it is okay for Koreans to be nationalists but FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE CHINESE AND ARE A NATIONALIST. FUCK YOU FUCKING FUCKFACE FUCKERS TO FUCKING HELL YOU FUCKING IMPERIALIST FUCKING FUCKERS!

If the Chinese should go back to their countries, Greedy Kimchi Whores like Yoona and Krystal should stop making money in China and Japan! That's the way Korean netizen logic works!

In the end, don't be a retard when it comes to nationalism. Don't think you have the only worldview that everyone else should succumb to. I use my nationalism by changing my username from AKF to Nayeon's Vibrator, as Twice's Best Korean became my favorite member. I would welcome a Japanese nationalist who changed his name to Momo's Strap-On or a Taiwanese nationalist who changed his name to Tzuyu's Double-Dong Dildo (if approved by Chris Hansen).




22 comments:

  1. You can still mock nationalism. Its one of the biggest cancers in the world and a serious issue, it causes small incidents.. like both World Wars.

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    1. That was due to Imperialism, not nationalism.

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    2. Nationalism is fine until logic and reasoning and empathy take a backseat to it.(Or in my case, until your country becomes such an irredeemable cesspool that you have to hide the fact that you're a Swede--I mean person of vague European ancestry. Cough.)

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  2. "In essence, it is okay for Koreans to be nationalists but FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE CHINESE AND ARE A NATIONALIST." - Yeah, it's true and it's shit.

    I thought you were a new writer.

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  3. I'm not really big on nationalism from anywhere, but that might just have to do with me coming from America where nationalism is so annoying with the way it's carried over here.

    However I have been in a name change dilemma for a while, and "Jimin's Whore" sounds like a good pick.

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    1. Yes. That is good. I will support your decision, Jimin's whore unnie.

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    2. Too late unnie, Jimin is already banging someone else...Haven't you watched the latest VApp live stream?

      Cheers to the Kpop's new man whore Park Jimin !!!

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    3. ^^^ Hmm so that's why he vocal-wanks in every BTS' song... He was just trying to improve his vocal skills...for some other 'special' performances...

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    4. http://m.vlive.tv/video/11149/BTS-Live-in-Osaka

      Here's the video, skip to @13.40. I actually didn't hear anything at all, I'm just laughing at those whiny ARMYs crying over Jimin's active love life.

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    5. https://youtu.be/ew1gyGqo-Dk

      And also: http://onehallyu.com/topic/360839-moaning-coming-from-bts-jimins-room-on-v-app-broadcast/

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    6. You guys are legends for how fast you got those.

      I had to put in my headphones and turn them up to actually hear anything I'm actually shocked that got a thread. That girl in there she has excellent taste in men ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).

      Look at V's face. He knew exactly what was going down and then hurried to turn the camera off, that made me laugh so hard.

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    7. Yeah, cause V knew all about Jimin's part time job as a male prostitute, I bet he also hides Jungkook's true identity as well.

      #kimchisneakymanwhores

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    8. BTS are Sajaegi Whores first and foremost.

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    9. So that's why Jungkook suddenly got hot...Once he turned 18 boom! Thigh chokers and skinny jeans everywhere! #stopbtssajaegiwhores

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    10. ^^^ He also disrespected his Big Bang sunbaenims because they're too old now... and Jimin can take their places!!!11!

      #stopbtssajaegiwhores NOW!!1!

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  4. In my experience with South Koreans if you're Japanese or Chinese you best go fuck yourself.

    I've assumed most east Asians just hate everyone who isn't their own nationality.

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    1. Italians will quickly (and often) point out that the Renaissance began there, but in City-States, not "Italy" the nation-state. Italy became a nation in the 1860's. (It has had a zillion governments since, including fascists. Not so good, although the food and clothes are the best.) No nation has ever ignited a renaissance which gave us 400 years of technological & cultural progress. Perhaps KPOP can?

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