Kpopalypse vs CaptionBot

The latest web-based AI intelligence image-recognition program and shining example of the future of infotech is Microsoft's CaptionBot, a program that will describe any image that you send to it.

CaptionBot is an astounding piece of software that can recognise many images of different things, but can it determine trufax from fiction in the world of K-pop?  Read on as Kpopalypse puts CaptionBot to the test!

Best of the Worst: July 23, 2015

Can you believe it? It's already been a week. And that means more shitty kpop news.

Today we've got a hip-hop star going (back) to prison, a questionable MV model choice, and poor Nine Muses.

Sulli vs Hwayoung - it's a difference in determination levels

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Why Hwallo There, Ma'am

God bless Wellmade StarM. Leaving T-ara was prolly the best thing that happened to the Hwayoungster.

More after the jump.

Hwayoung is Dripping Wet in New Teaser Pics

Some teaser pics came out of Hwayoung appearing in some kind of filming for something. I could show you the boring pics, but then THESE BABIES CAME OUT

OH MY GOD HWAYOUNG

Moving to Wellmade Ent was THE BEST THING EVER. She really does look like Park Shin Hye, or at least her little sister or something, now. Not getting bullied anymore has done wonders for her self-esteem and outward beauty. l0l

PS: Why are "I am partially submerged in a bathtub" pics the new it thing to do? Not that I'm complaining, just curious.

Hwayoung to Re-debut as an Actress

HWAYOUNG'S (ON HER WAY) BACK, BITCHES

Hwayoung re: h8rs

Hwayoung is Gettin' the Block D

It's been weeks since our last Hwayoung update, and people (read: me) were beginning to wonder if she'd dropped off the face of the earth since releasing her jjangbak rap snippet all that time ago.

#MIXTAPE2012

LO AND BEHOLD, ALLKPOP HAS ANSWERED OUR MY PRAYERS~

Question of the Week 55

I think we all know what this week's question was going to be:
Did Hwayoung deserve to be kicked out of T-ara? What is your stance on this whole event?

HwayounGate: A Timeline

Alright, since everyone's been clamoring for a T-ara article and we finally have a "complete story," AKFG and I have decided to do an exhaustive cover story + timeline about the whole situation from start to "finish."

Prepare your anuses, this is a big one.

Hwayoung on CCM and KKS.

[DRAMA] T-ara are rude bitches...or are they? Yeah, they are.

STRAIGHT OUTTA THE CHEAT'S EVIDENCE FILES: T-ERROR EDITION

You all know what happened. I don't have to write anything. This shit speaks for itself.


(quick recap)
1. Hwayoung injures herself, can't perform much at T-ara's Japanese concert.
2. Boram, Soyeon, Hyomin, Eunjung and Jiyeon ambiguously and passive-aggressively diss Hwayoung on Twitter for being a lazy beach.
3. Hwayoung tweets something passive-aggressive and ambiguous in response.
4. Tarae (Hwadog's rap coach) tweets something entirely unambiguous and aggressive at T-ara, defending her student.
5. Hyodog (not to be confused with Hyogre) tweets supportive messages to Hwadog.
6. Hwadog tweets more ambiguously emotional stuff.
7. Meanwhile, CCM claims "T-ara would never write this catty nonsense and their accounts were...hacked." Nobody believes them, T-ara (minus Qri and Hwadog) look like beaches. Which they are.
8. Kim Kwang Soo (no relation to Kim Jong-il...I think) announces he will make an even BIGGER announcement on July 30th about T-ara (which Chuckus and Jakkuman will cover). Not sure why he didn't just make the BIG announcement...when he made the first announcement. But hey, he's a fucktard.
9. Hyomin changes her Twitter profile pic to a book cover that reads "Everything Happens For A Reason."
10. Boram allegedly unfollows Hwayoung on Twitter. Netizens claim "shit is going down, son."

So while Chuckus and Jakkuman are busy writing their male on male steamy collaboration about the T-ara controversy (pending THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT), The Cheat has decided to compile evidence of T-ara's bitchiness. I knew there was I reason I didn't like these broads! Furthermore, as The Cheat is always cognizant of his audience's desire for baseless conjecture, The Cheat has also decided to come up with SIX conspiracy theories regarding this controversy and what it could mean.


Also, from now on, T-ara is known as T-error. Because they're not only frighteningly stupid, they're terrible AND they have seemingly destroyed their careers with an error in judgement. Plus, T-error sounds like T-ara.


Check it out after the jump.

I call this macro "The Most Incompetent Girl Group in the World". Stay classy my bitches.

Straight out the fuckin' dungeons of rap (PART 3)

Once again, what's the name, of the game? T-ara bitches! As we all know, Hwayoung is by far the most legit and skillful rapper in the K-pop game right now. If you don't believe me, just check out "Roly Poly". That verse would have made Tupac bow in respect (RIP).

The greatest rappers to have ever lived.

So I'm sure you'll all be pleased to know that Ryu "Hwadog" Hwayoung has returned with a previously unreleased mixtape of a song she wrote soon after her unfortunate and not at all intentional "nipple slip" incident. She managed to rope Hyomin and Eunjung into it too, so you know this will be rap par excellence. 

Could you stoop any lower than this, Kim Kwang Soo?

Check it out after the jump off.

[NSFW] Hwayoung Slips Up at Inkigayo

T-ara wins a Triple Crown on SBS Inkigayo today, but no1curr because Hwayoung stole the spotlight with KPop's first ever nipslip.

You prayed to the fapgods for this day to cum. Your prayers have been answered.