Now we know why he kicked out Hwayoung, and really, we should have known all along. The nipple slip incident made him very uncomfortable from then on. He could no longer see her without having traumatic flashbacks of her fully developed breasts bouncing around, so he waited for the next group conflict to come up and gave her the boot.
But now we are faced with a new problem. He wanted Dani to debut at this time to make T-ara the ultimate pedosexy group in kpop, but she didn't want to be a burden and requested to debut later. What was he going to do? He already had the title track picked out! She was his hot trend sexy icon!
So it came to him in a stroke of genius, or perhaps you could say he came to it after many strokes: A child version of T-ara! It may be true that Boram hasn't aged since she was 10, but the other members have become far too mature! You can't show all those S-lines and call it sexy, so put children next to them, and from then on their grown up form can remind him of the real deal! The irresistible logic of facts! No more repeating the Hwayoung incident!
So now if you buy T-ara's Sexy Love you will own an album with dolled-up children on the cover. This is to remind you of the new Dani-focus that T-ara will have in the near future. Don't give up hope, pedophiles of the world, your leader Kim Kwang Soo is looking out for you! In fact, it's better than you ever dreamed!
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This "little T-ara" will be performing with them for their comeback stage on September 6th! You don't just have to imagine what it's like based on the cover, you'll be able to see their pedosexy dancing on live television! The children may also function as a protection from the rage of antifans so they aren't pelted with various produce and eggs and booed off the stage. Genius!
