I thought that one chick in Rainbow (no, I don't know her name and don't care enough to look it up.) had really fucking creepy eyes and then I come across this shit. The chick's name is Shin GoEun and apparently she's a new soloist; this was her debut music video. The only reason I made it through the video is because I muted the video and took out my contact lenses (it still sucked) while looking for ONE screenshot in which she changes her expression. Needless to say, I couldn't find it. (She must not be quite familiar with all that plastic/silicone in her face.) It's almost as if Park Bom or Hyun Young gave her lessons!
[For those of you who are unfamiliar with Hyun Young...
Similar, no? But at least Hyun Young can kinda-sorta dance well. Remotely.]
Honestly though. Her face is the stuff of nightmares. I didn't think the music video sucked TOO badly at first, despite the retch-worthy concept/song, but I started getting creeped out right at about 0:18 (I don't even know what to say about that dance. I- I just- okay no.) If her singing/dancing had at least been decent, I think I would have overlooked the fact that she looked like an entry for a wax museum.
On second thought, no, I don't think I would.
Her voice is almost as bad as Hara's (no offense, but that's pretty damn bad.) And I know I'm gonna get at least one Hara fangirl all up in my virtual face whining about how she CAN sing and blahblahblah so I'll just post a video in advance as my response. For the truly lazy, the worst starts at 40 seconds in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79lx5V0LkHg (sorry no embedding for this vid...)
Okay I'm already bored with this and AKF wanted a "I'm the Best" review so I'm just gonna leave it at this.
-edit: Just kidding. I think I'm going to procrastinate on 2autotune1. I'm right up to the top of my mental pain threshold; I think writing that review right away might prove to be the end of me.