Monday, June 27, 2011

What the hell did I just watch.



"Just wanna feeling my heart!"
I thought GP Basic's Engrish was horrible and now I get this. Jesus Hubbard Christ. I'm honestly trying not to cry.

Wind Hold Venus (shitty name in itself...) is apparently the female counterpart to CN Blue, although for what reason I can't really imagine. I don't see much focus on the instruments at all. Their debut song was a resounding letdown. As I've mentioned, their Engrish is absolutely horrible; I fail to understand how "call me" can be pronounced "curry." God dammit, entertainment businesses need to stop incorporating a shitload of English in idol songs if the members can't pronounce the words (not like the words make sense anyway, but still.) And while I'm not a very big fan on CN Blue, at least they don't autotune the fuck out of their songs.

Autotune+Engrish = RAGEQUIT. I couldn't even finish the video. Watch it if you enjoy torturing your eardrums. Sorry for lack of text but I'm off to seek therapy; I think I've been scarred for life.

-edit: I forgot to mention that a lot of their Korean is very off as well... this is probably worse than 5doll's "Hey, You, Maria." Sorry, "I Mean You." (It's a Korean thing.)

16 comments:

  1. i love how you make subliminal messages from the tags... thumbs up soldier

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  2. Maaa-rrr--rrr--rgic butt!
    I am entertained.

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  3. I dont get the edit part O.o lol

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  4. ^they pronounce korean words weird, like how 5dolls pronounce "hey no maliya" (i dont write korean sorry} as "hey no maria" and it sounds like they're talking about someone named maria the whole song. wind hold venus is the same.

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  5. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
    just wanna feeling my her!
    curry!
    i can't wait you!

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  6. dying @ the last tag

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  7. Looool "RAGEQUIT" my reaction exactly. After less than 20 seconds.

    Btw, Wind Hold Venus is indeed a shitty name (I though kpop had gotten better about jamming together nonsensical Engrish in recent years, guess not?) but the Korean spelling of it is pronounced "Wine Hole Venus" ..........??? color me befuddled. Oh, just realized it's not wind like air but "wind" like... wind a clock. Um... I still don't get it.

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  8. Their first problem was that they wanted to be like CNBlue. Aim a little higher, girls.

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  9. Wind Hold Venus... sounds like the name of a boat.

    Can't sing, probably can't play instruments, can't dance, not hot at all... WHY DID THEY DEBUT? O_O

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  10. I was hoping this would be the Korean version of Scandal (all Jrock girl group) but noooo....this shit was terrible.

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  11. curry curry curry curry!!

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  12. I believe the Korean pronunciation would be "wine hole penis", a la Jo Kwon.

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  13. WTF are they...

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  14. I thought they say "curry curry"...

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  15. Anti kpop-fangirl, Do you really seriously think that kpop industry can produce a group like Scandal? From what i've seen, they can't.

    And, dear author, you forgot the awfulness of the Mv :).

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  16. Not in Kpop's current state. Companies are afraid of doing something different in the current climate where only idol songs sell well. This is why we see the same formula for every single Kpop idol group coming out.

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