Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Secret releases the Madonna MV for the Japanese to fap to



SEXY HYOSUNG IS BACK EVERYONE! ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN! You know TS is gonna keep having the girls release cute songs in Korea.

On to the song.

- lmao @ Sunhwa's "Secreeeeet" in the beginning
- I'm glad the parts that were in Korean stayed in Korean. The singing is at a fairly fast pace and changing the parts to Japanese would have really slowed down the song.
- Japanese sounds better compared to the debut songs of other Korean girl groups. I'm not like "what the fuck are they saying?" and there's no voice distortion like in Kara's Mister and SNSD's Genie and Gee.
- Most of Zinger's rap is in Korean, which is a good thing. The parts that were in Japanese were terrible. Idols + rapping + Japanese language = trauma to the ears.


Most importantly....

FUCK YEAH HYOSUNG! FUCK YEAH!

26 comments:

  1. LOL..idol + rapping + Japanese languange = trauma to the ears..best equation so far..('',)

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  2. Spotting the capslock made me think David's back then I read your username. Ugh.

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  3. If it makes you feel any better I'm sure David would have used caps lock when mentioning Hyosung.

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  4. Sunhwa's "Secreeeeet" > every post on this blog.

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  5. david is a mothafukin ninja!

    -prior1ty

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  6. Well shit, that mix is awful.

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  7. I couldn't finish the video without giggling after Sunhwa said Secreeeet LOL

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  8. Wow, this is the first positive post I've read (and I'm glad since Hyosun's my bias:) )

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  9. when Sunhwa says "secret" her lips are actually saying "i'm going to tell your secret" like in the original
    lol

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  10. Hyosung and zinger is fat

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  11. Zinger is fat but Hyosung is fap(able)

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  12. c'mon, no one of them is fat. now you really sound like trolls.

    and i like jieun. still.

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  13. IMO zinger's fats are in the right places...her face is the bigger problem(not that big of problem to me though)

    Sunhwa's a hot stickbug...LOL

    Jieun's more like "big-boned", not fat

    Hyosung's hot...

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  14. Madonna and Magic sound the same.

    Magic: "omo omo omo mazik mazik mazik..."
    Madonna: "madonna donna donna... omo!"

    Shy Boy would be better in Japan. Japanese people eat up that cutesy shit like it's rice.

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  15. Hyosung - Oozes sex appeal. Adorable eye smile.
    Ji Eun - Cute. Boring personality.
    Sunhwa - Fake stupidity makes me gag. It can only be described as 느끼해 (is there a proper English translation for that phrase?).
    Zinger - No.

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  16. wtf happend to zingers body? shes fat now

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  17. if anything, Id say Secret has the most normal bodies of kpop.

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  18. LOL OKAY DAVID, PUT DOWN SUNHWA LIKE A FAGGOT EVEN AFTER WATCHING IY - prio

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  19. Sexy Hyosung is back? Where did she go?

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  20. THIS DOESN'T SOUND TOO DAEBAK
    BAD DUBBING AND HORRIBLE JAPANESE ARE NOT DAEBAK

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  21. Idols + rapping + Japanese language = trauma to the ears.
    There's an exception of course.

    Try listening to Morning Musume's "nanchatte renai"

    But most of the time, it's true.

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  22. SunHwa sounds retarded saying "SECRET!" at the beginning of the song instead of Zinger rapping.

    Japanese cute appeal FAIL there.

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  23. They all got bigger, but it does not dampen Hyosung's hotness. Seriously, she's fucking glorious.

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