Saturday, June 25, 2011

GP Basic to come back with "Jelly Pop"


They were actually planning on coming back? Game wasn't just a one-time "oh-let's-go-troll-the-fuck-out-of-everybody" thing? As if Game didn't fail badly enough, the girls of GP Basic are back to gather more antis, hate mail, and pedophilic 40 year old men that ogle their 8 year old undeveloped asses through a computer screen at night. And here I was thinking that they, y'know, maybe went back into training so they could develop (physically as well as mentally.) for another eight years. You know they're too young when the average age of the group is 15. (Their maknae, Janey[12], apparently was even barred from appearing on music shows.) Or better yet, they left the music biz (as their leader Hannah did) because clearly none of them have enough talent to be a singer.

Game was pretty much autotune central; anybody else reminiscing about Rebecca Black's Friday? Really the only part that was left alone was Janey's shrieking, which was unfortunate because it definitely could have used quite a lot of autotune. Never thought I'd say it, but damn. Her voice pretty much beats out 2NE1's "No 1 Baddest Female (Rapper)" CL's and 4minute's HyunA's for "Most Annoying Female Rapper Voice." Pretty intense considering all HyunA does for rapping is squeal in varying tones.

Back to the actual teaser for Jelly Pop, I'm not anticipating much different from their debut song. "Tell me whatcha whatcha wanna" is definitely not going to fly. For a group that has so much that they need to prove, I don't think it should be too much to ask that they get a fucking editor of sorts that can actually speak English and fix up their lyrics. And for crying out loud, if that is in fact too much to ask, the least they could do is find some aspect of the song that doesn't have some major flaw in it to feature in their teaser (if such aspect is available). After some research I did find this - a fancam of their live performance of Jelly Pop at Osaka, Japan. The audio quality sucks so I can't make out the words, but the autotune is still quite apparent. Figures.

Their company has also decided to create another group called GP Senior that was scheduled to debut in the first half of 2011. I guess one fail group wasn't sufficient enough.

As a side note, I am one of the new writers on AKF and this was my "debut article" of sorts. Hopefully it didn't suck too much shit, and I'll work hard to improve and live up to expectations. Peace.

31 comments:

  1. congrats on losing your virginity *round of applause* your first paragraph was way to big though.

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  2. -edited. thanks in advance for any constructive criticism given

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  3. I loved it. I think you're the harshest writer here lol, but it's true.

    After watching the teaser, T-ara's Roly Poly teaser came up and I'm listening to it to get Jelly Pop out of my memory.

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  4. *"it's true" referring to what you've written.

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  5. ^ i know right. sounds like a group of 65+ year old farts.

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  6. and @AKF - haha i have pretty strong opinions on this group (if you couldn't tell from my application letter[x). and i'm glad you thought it was okay.

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  7. YOU FUCKEN BITCH THIS IS GARBEGE AND THEIR SO MUCH BETTER THEN YOU AND I BET YOUR ONLY LIKE 8 YOURSELF SO DONT HATE ON THEM.
    THEY HAVE TALENT AND CAN DANCE YOU SHITTY BITCH ASS CUNT WHORE JUST WACH THE LINK YOU POST AND SEE TAHT IM RIGHT.
    THEY DANCE AND SING SO PERFECT AND YOUR JUST JELOUS STUPID FUCKER.
    CL AND HYUNA AND GP BASIC AUDITIONED AND MAKE IT INTO THE INDUSTRY WEN YOU HAVE NO LIFE AND SIT THERE AND JEALOUS SO FUCK YOU AND PEACE YOURSELF UP JANEY'S ASS !!!

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    1. I so agree!!! Thanks a lot!!!:)

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  8. aww look , i have my very own anti. i've been waiting for this moment -tears up-

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  9. They grow up so fast. *tear*

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  10. At least they are not as young as Girl Story. Watching them made me feel like I'm older than Pangaea itself.*Back to GP Basic*Methinks that they would have better success without Janey.I mean seriously most/if not all(excluding Janey) are 96-ers. They turn 15 this year. Which is the habitual pedobait age in Kpop. And GP Senior? Excuse me while i laugh my ass of. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL I'm done. Wait no i'm not. HA HA HA...HA! Now i'm done.

    @blackbeltbaybee Congrats on your first article. You're a harsh one. I like it. Looking forward to more of you.

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  11. oh look, that one girl is pointing down to her undeveloped vagina

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  12. wtf ive never heard of this group. wow they are really horrible! are they actually popular? if theyre already promoting in japan...

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  13. Ooooh congrats blackbeltbaybee!! You not only wrote a strong article, but you also gained your first anti within your first day! *clap clap clap*

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  14. HEY ~!
    AT LEAST THEY CAN SING , DANCE AND RAP . BUT LOOK AT YOU ~ YOU THINK YOU CAN DO ALL THAT . I THINK YOUR VOICE WAS REALLY WORSE THAN GP BASIC , CL AND HYUNA, EVEN AFTER AUTO TUNE , YOU KNOW ~! YA , MAYBE THEY WAS SO YOUNG BUT THAT'S THEIR LIFE , WHY YOU WANT TO BUSY WITH THEIR LIFE, HUH? PLEASE , WE ALL HUMAN AND HAVE WEAKNESSES. WHY YOU ALL MADE THIS BLOG JUST FOR GAINING MORE 'ANTI' ? SO , I THINK YOU SHOULD CLOSE THIS BLOG . AND ONCE AGAIN , IF YOU REALLY REALLY ANTI TO KPOP FAN GIRL OUT THERE , PLEASE JUST KEEP IT TO YOURSELF ~! DON'T THINK YOU PERFECT ENOUGH , YOU HAVE WEAKNESSES TOO . AND I THINK THE WEAKNESSES IS - YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR JEALOUS THROUGH K-POP IDOLS , RIGHT ? BITCHES , FAKE , SHIT ~! :P *boo boo boo*

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  15. ^gtfo
    no ones gonna read all that...same shit every article LOL

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  16. oh ho ho , this dude's got balls and didn't sign in as Anonymous !



    wait , you're telling me that shit's a GIRL ?
    -MIIIIIINDFUUUUUCK-

    까불지 말고 꺼져라. <3

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  17. tl;dr

    Read the last few sentences though. LOL dw, not many expectations to live up to, just throw in a lot of swears and heaps of insults, and you got a AKF article right there lmao.

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  18. don't worry, your "debut article" was way more enjoyable than GP basic's debut.

    thumbs up from anon.

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  19. 황 미차, UMAD BRO?

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  20. wow I love how all the haters are so brave as to comment anonymous shit. And to the hater who posted June 25, 2011, don't talk bitch. You don't know this girl. While it's obvious that GP Basic doesn't have any talent, you don't know this girl. Blackbeltbabyee is a dancer. And a legit, talented one. I've seen her dance before, and even a hip hop choreographer practically wanted to "recruit" her. So yes, all you people on this site who have nothing bad to say about this article so you make assumptions about "ohh how your probably talentless and just jelous." Even if this girl WAs talentless (which trust me, shes not), even talentless pepole can tell from real talent to autotune fail. Honestly, you have to say, none of the kpop artists would be successful if they weren't pretty. Aside from a few, the majority are just there to please the eye. so anyway. FUCK OFF. stop sippin haterade and go braid your vaginas.

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  21. ^ LMFAO is that KL ? how'd you know i was on this blog xP haha thanks for the support though , love ya dude. hmu

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  22. y u no liek gp baesic?!?

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  23. i think..your house do not have a mirror ...i'm suggest you to buy one...at least at their age now they can sing,dance and rap..what do you do at their age?? i think you still playing barbie dolls or even sleep with your mom..hem..did you know what 'fuck' means (lets do sex with me)??how stupid you are!!! i'm very poor of you...

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  24. you're calling me stupid while throwing out phrases like "i'm very poor of you" ? and you can think what you like about what i do lol because for all you know i CAN sing , dance , and rap.

    dumbass pretentious netizens that think ^ that shit counts as a comeback should slowly burn in hell while getting fucked repeatedly in both holes with an iron mace.

    no lube.

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  25. @blackbeltbaybee you're stupid and dumb girl.. !!!!!!!!!!!!!only said that you have that talent??so proof it..i never see your face in media if you so good..hahahha..even my grandmother also can said just like your statement..
    dumb girl..hahhahahhahahahaa

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  26. i think this blogger was lost his virgin to all men!!!~hahahahahaha~ thats why she said gp basic like that..hahahahaaa

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  27. Lol @ two comments above me

    Are both you fuckers foreigners or something?

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